Since Monday is Presidents Day, we thought we’d share some presidential firsts we’ve collected over the years.

When we first launched the Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Web site back in the early 1940s (it was made of wood then), we said to ourselves, "Let’s schedule a Web site update for February 2010." Well, we’re right on time—as usual—and we’re very happy to introduce to you the new and improved, extra-strength, slightly irregular, ahh-inspiring, supremely satisfying <strong>Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Internet Station Extraordinaire</strong>. Most notably, we’ve added a new blog, which will appear right here on the front page, and which we’ll be updating regularly with tantalizing tidbits of mindbending information.