Mustache Quotes
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Since there’s nothing on TV tonight, we thought you might like a couple mustache quotes:
That’s from UJ’s Fully Loaded 25th Anniversay Bathroom Reader, page 552. (See what you’re missing?!)
Totally related and very weird bonus:
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Since there’s nothing on TV tonight, we thought you might like a couple mustache quotes:
That’s from UJ’s Fully Loaded 25th Anniversay Bathroom Reader, page 552. (See what you’re missing?!)
Totally related and very weird bonus:
Uncle John has a bunch of websites in his “WORK BAD—HATE WORK” file. He thought he’d share a few with you. (Some are wine. Some are crackers…)
WARNING: Some sites have auto sound! Be ready!
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This must be from Uncle John’s Certified Organic Bathroom Reader!
The Guardian has a great – and large – collection of videos, photos, and reports from news media and just regular folks on the wild meteor event that occurred in Russia last night. Including this shot:
Space.com says it was the largest meteor event in 100 years. The blast: it was more powrful than that produced by the nuclear weapon detonated by North Korea the other day. (Wow!)
NASA says, based on very preliminary data, the meteor was almost 50 feet in circumfrence:
Based on the duration of the event, it was a very shallow entry. It was larger than the meteor over Indonesia on Oct. 8, 2009. Measurements are still coming in, and a more precise measure of the energy may be available later. The size of the object before hitting the atmosphere was about 49 feet (15 meters) and had a mass of about 7,000 tons.
The meteor, which was about one-third the diameter of asteroid 2012 DA14, was brighter than the sun. Its trail was visible for about 30 seconds, so it was a grazing impact through the atmosphere.
But here’s what we want to note:
Fishing is definitely not for the impatient, especially during winter. Have you ever tried ice fishing? It’s fun…if you enjoy sitting in a frosty shack while waiting for a nibble that may never come. Naturally, many fishermen have tried to take the tedium out of angling. The following three fishing techniques will certainly increase your chances of a big catch.

Wow – hadn’t even heard they were doing this! We would have started a “toilet” token movement!
The Monopoly iron is going off to that giant linen closet in the sky.
The token, a staple of the Hasbro board game since the 1930s, is being retired after only garnering 8% of fan votes in a “Save Your Token” campaign. The Scottie dog was the clear choice for fans and game players from 185 countries, getting 29% of the vote.
While the iron leaves the game, a new cat will take its place passing “GO!” and collecting $200 going forward. The feline piece conquered its own competition in a separate vote on theMonopoly Facebook page, winning over four other proposed tokens — a toy robot, guitar, helicopter and diamond ring — with 31%.
Monopoly extras:
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Holy cow – Wikimedia Commons! That’s a pretty daring selection for Picture of the Year! (Click on pic to enlarge.)
A question mark? On a plain white background? Really? We could see if the question mark was next to a nice, soft waterfall, or a goat—goat pictures are HOT right now!—but sheesh. And the composition is just so dull, too. If it were like this:
As a new addition to our blog, we will be offering a puzzle of the week. Each puzzle will be selected from one of our unique puzzle books. Today’s puzzle is an oddly shaped word search from Uncle John’s Bathroom Puzzler: Word Search. So grab a pencil–erasers are encouraged–and get searching! Start by printing a PDF of the puzzle. And when you are done, check out the answers.

From the Huffington Post:
As the customer finished his meal at Grill Royal restaurant and went to pay, he learned the $134.66 bill had been covered, UPI reported.
The waiter told him George Clooney was behind the gesture. The actor thought he and his friends, who were seated at the next table, had disturbed the man.
“That’s not true at all,” the man told Bild newspaper. “They had behaved in a very cultivated manner. I was stunned.”
Uncle John Says:

Skyfall hit theaters in November so it should be safe to finally talk about a popular (but strange) fan theory regarding James Bond. (If you still haven’t seen the latest—and best-reviewed and highest-grossing—Bond movie ever, there’s spoilers ahead.)
Theory: There is no one real James Bond. “James Bond” and “007” are just code names used by multiple spies over the years.
We’re right in the middle of Awards Season. Last month Pulitzer and Nobel Prizes were awarded, followed by the Golden Globes, and in the next few weeks, we’ll see the Emmys and Oscars. And while most artists and performers would be thrilled to get any one of these awards, there’s always the occasional grump who gets a prize from his/her peers and says “no thanks.” Here are a few prize examples of people who rejected awards.
Ving Rhames. In 1998, the actor won the Golden Globe for Best Actor in a made for TV movie or miniseries for his title role in HBO’s Don King: Only in America. When he went on stage to receive his award, he turned it down, and, in the spirit of “giving,” gave the trophy to fellow nominee Jack Lemmon, nominated for 12 Angry Men. Lemmon said it was “one of the sweetest moments of his life.” Rhames insisted Lemmon keep the award; the Globes’ governing body later quietly had a second trophy sent to Rhames.
It’ll be changed soon, for sure – so here’s a screen grab of the Wikipedia list of Super Bowl winners – up to 2015:
No, silly, this story’s not from the Wall Street Urinal – it’s from the Wall Street Journal!