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Best Time to Buy

The Best Time to Buy

The experts weigh in: here’s the best time of year to buy a whole bunch of things…if you want to get them on sale and save money, that is. A Boat Summer is peak boating season, which means nobody much buys them in the dead of winter. January and February is when boats are the […]

Banned Books Week

A Bounty of Books That Were Bizarrely Banned

Happy Banned Books Week! While Uncle John believes in the free flow of information, not everybody does. Here are some books that were removed from bookstores and libraries for some odd reasons. Nudity! Martin Handford’s elaborately detailed Where’s Waldo books were a huge fad in the late ‘80s and early ‘90s as kids (and adults) […]

Body Nickname Origins

Body Nickname Origins

Here’s a look at the science and naming stories behind some everyday stuff you can find right on your person. Funny Bone Knocking your funny bone on something certainly isn’t laugh-out-loud funny. The name references another kind of funny: You feel funny when it happens—a specific kind of jolting nerve pain that spreads throughout the […]

Asprin

Ask Uncle John Anything: The Aspirin’s Journey

Uncle John knows pretty much everything—and if he doesn’t, he heads his massive research library, or puts one of his many associates on the case. So go ahead: In the comments below, ask Uncle John anything. (And if we answer your question sometime, we’ll send you a free book!) How does a painkiller like aspirin […]

Guggenheim Gold Toilet

Have a Seat on the Golden Throne

We at the Bathroom Readers’ Institute already think the toilet is a work of art unto itself. At long last, the prestigious Guggenheim Museum agrees with us. Presenting the solid gold toilet. Last week, the prestigious Guggenheim in New York City, one of the most famous museums in the world, cleared all the exhibits from […]

Celebrity Pets

Famous People's Pets

Do you think an animal cares that its owner is a celebrity? Probably not…but we do. MADONNA has a Chihuahua named Chiquita. ERNEST HEMINGWAY had Springer Spaniels named Black Dog and Negrita (and 30 cats). LEONARDO DICAPRIO has a Poodle named Rufus and a lizard named Blizzard. MARTHA STEWART has cats named Beethoven, Mozart, Vivaldi, […]

Weird Animal Poop News

Weird Animal Poop News

Birds do it, bees do it. By which we mean eats food and turns it into, uh, solid waste material. But we humans are the only species that can gain amusement from the droppings of other animals, and since we are the people who bring you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, here are the latest scoops […]

Playmobil Hazmat Crew

5 Weird Playmobil Toys

Playmobil is a popular line of German-produced figurines and playsets. Literally hundreds of different toys are available to account for the interests of any child. Stores, fire stations, airports, horse shows—you name it, there’s a Playmobil playset version of it. They’ve even come out with some that you’d never think of, but hey, there’s some […]

Witch Doctor Head Shrinker's Kit

Strange Toys of Yesteryear

There sure were strange toys out there! Do you remember the strangest toy you ever had? Witch Doctor Head Shrinker’s Kit The Product: As it says—a (plastic) head-shrinking kit The Pitch: “Into the deepest jungle went Pressman Toymakers, looking for something new. The secret they brought back for you is incredible! The Pressman Witch Doctor […]

Theater Superstitions

Theater Superstitions

Actors are a superstitious lot. For example, productions of Macbeth have a history of injuries and deaths, so to ward off bad luck, actors usually refer to it as “the Scottish play.” Here are some other theater superstitions. Leave the Light On Some theaters are old and dingy places, perfect haunts for ghosts. So it’s […]

Dog Breeds

The Only Dog Breed in the World That…

Of course, every dog is special—especially yours. But the following dog breeds are truly one of a kind. Has a Nose That Can be Used in Court Bloodhounds, of course. They’re so good at following a scent—either to people or pieces of evidence—that whatever they find is admissible in criminal cases throughout the United States. […]

Mayor Stubbs

5 Animal Mayors

If you think this year’s presidential election has brought out people’s animal instincts, then you probably don’t live in a town that elected an actual animal to be its mayor. Stubbs In 1997, the manager of Nagley’s General Story in Talkeetna, Alaska (population: 876) found a box of abandoned kittens in the store’s parking lot […]

Bathroom Sports and Games

Bathroom Time Killers

Don’t have any plans this weekend? Fear not! We have lots of fun games for you to play…in the Throne Room! Toilet Tenpin What You Need: Ten golf tees, or other objects that can serve as bowling pins, and a few rubber bands to serve as bowling balls. Set the golf tees up in a […]

Elvis Stamps and other commemorative stamps.

4 Actually Interesting Facts About Commemorative Postage Stamps

Whether you’re a philatelist (that means “stamp collector”) or not, you’ll enjoy this trivia about some of the most famous and noteworthy commemorative stamps ever printed by the U.S. Postal Service. Perhaps the biggest story in stamp history: The Elvis stamp debate. In 1992, the U.S. Post Office announced that it planned to put the […]

How to play Slug Bug!

A Punch in the Arm

Unacceptable: punching your little brother in the arm. Acceptable: doing it under the guise of a “game.” Did you play any of these kids’ games? Doorknob!  When someone farts, he or she must immediately say “Safety!” If a non-farter detects the fart and says “Doorknob!” before the farter says “Safety,” the person who says “Doorknob” […]

Download Lunchbox Jokes

Lunch Box Laughs

Got a little one going back to school? Or a friend who’s had a bad day? Make them udder-ly happy they know you and download this free farm printable featuring jokes from The Funniest Joke Book Ever! Seriously, who wouldn’t smile/chuckle/groan when the see a punch line like this next to their sandwich?! Why did […]

Lewis Carroll Nyctograph

3 Gadgets Invented by Famous Writers

Writers will do anything to get out of writing (trust us, this is hard work). Some avoid a blank page or fend off writer’s block by going to the trouble of inventing something. Lewis Carroll’s Nyctograph Today, writers struck by late-night inspiration in bed can simply reach for their smartphone, and open up a note-taking […]

Blind Man's Bluff

Child's Play

What did children do before there were TVs and computers? These old children’s games are taken from the 1920s book Games for the Playground, Home, School and Gymnasium, by Jessie H. Bancroft.

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