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Ask Uncle John Anything: Blue By You

Where does the phrase “blue haired ladies” or “blue hairs” to describe prim and proper older woman come from?

No, you weren’t born so late that you missed a time period in which senior citizens dyed their hair strange, shocking, or unnatural characters like they were punk rockers or Marge Simpson. From the 1930s through to about the mid-1970s (or so), it was common to see women with silver hair streaked or dotted with blue.

Ask Uncle John Anything: Nailed It

The purpose of our fingers and toes is fairly self-evident: the better differentiation of digits makes for better dexterity. This allows us to grasp small objects, or climb and walk, respectively. But why do we have these hard little disks on top of all of our digits? Surely there has to be more of a reason beyond painting them so we can show off our “nail art” on Instagram.

Ask Uncle John Anything: It’s Not Rocket Science

Before the dawn of space travel, what did people say to imply that something wasn’t that difficult to do or understand?

Ask Uncle John Anything: Hot Dog!

Uncle John knows pretty much everything—and if he doesn’t, he heads his massive research library, or puts one of his many associates on the case. Today’s question: Why don’t McDonald’s and Burger King sell hot dogs?

Ask Uncle John Anything: Where The Ice is Always Greener

Uncle John knows pretty much everything—and if he doesn’t, he heads his massive research library, or puts one of his many associates on the case. This week’s question comes from reader Lisa A., who asks…

Why is Iceland called that if it’s green, and Greenland is called that if it’s covered in ice?

Ask Uncle John Anything – A “Cerealized” Feature

Why is cereal eaten with milk, and not some other liquid? The cereals made their way to the general public by the turn of the century, and so did the idea of eating them with milk. In fact, early advertisements for these new-fangled foods depict cereal next to milk, gently suggesting how it was to be eaten to those unfamiliar with breakfast cereal.

AUJA – No Purchase Necessary?

What does it mean when a company has a promotional contest, but the fine print says “no purchase necessary”? Can you really still win?

It’s the result of some pretty complicated federal broadcasting laws. For some reason, the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) has a clause called “the lottery law,” which states that federal lotteries are illegal.

has anyone named oscar ever won an oscar

AUJA – Tony’s Tony and Oscar’s Oscar

Only one person named Oscar has ever won an Academy Award, nicknamed “Oscar” by an Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences librarian who remarked that the bald statuette resembled her Uncle Oscar.

Why are weathermen called meteorologists

AUJA – Why are weathermen called meteorologists?

Like the names of many scientific disciplines, “meteorologist” comes from Ancient Greek. The study of weather study kept the name meteorology, and now means a study of the atmosphere, weather, and climate.

AUJA – Who is John Doe?

Until their identity can be ascertained, crime victims or unknown suspects are usually referred to by police (and the media) as “John Doe” (for men) or “Jane Doe” (for women). Why are unidentified people referred to as “John Doe” or “Jane Doe”?

AUJA: Why is “Fido” a generic name for dogs?

Uncle John knows pretty much everything—and for what he doesn’t know, he has a massive research library. So go ahead: in the comments below, ask Uncle John anything. (And if we answer your question sometime, we’ll send you a free book!)

Why is “Fido” a generic name for dogs?

Ask Uncle John Anything

Uncle John knows pretty much everything—and for what he doesn’t know, he has a massive research library. So go ahead: in the comments below, ask Uncle John anything. (And if we answer your question sometime, we’ll send you a free book!)

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