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Obscure words defined

Obscure-o-nyms

Caution: Reading the definitions of these obscure words may lead to sophomania. Castrophenia: The belief that one’s thoughts are being stolen by enemies. Eugonic: Rapid and luxuriant growth, such as bacteria bred in labs (and teenagers). Rhytiscopia: A neurotic preoccupation with wrinkles. Nyctalopia: An inability to see at night. Gyrovagues: Medieval Christian monks who wandered […]

NHL Trivia

Tallest, Shortest, Biggest, Smallest, Youngest, Oldest: NHL Trivia

It’s almost time for the Stanley Cup playoffs, so here are some facts about some notable standouts from NHL history. (Check out our previous pieces on the NFL, NBA, and baseball.)

You're My Inspiration

More examples of the unusual places pop-culture architects get their ideas. The One Ring. An ancient Roman gold ring was discovered on a farm in rural England in 1785. A stone tablet found at another site 140 years later curses a thief named Senicianus for stealing the ring from its owner, Silvianus. “Among those who […]

Changes to French Language

Le Change en Francaise

Some dramatic changes to the French language were announced in 1990 and they’re scheduled to take effect this fall. Not happy about it: a lot of people who speak French.

The All-Time Most Scandalous and Famous Celebrity Rumors, Finally Debunked

Despite what you may have heard, Uncle John was not the original Ty-D-Bowl Man. (How do these rumors get started, anyway?) Was 1970s shock-rocker Alice Cooper actually Ken Osmond, the teen actor who had played Eddie Haskell on wholesome 1950s sitcom Leave It to Beaver?  No. Alice Cooper’s real name is Vincent Furnier. The rumor spread […]

Happy Dr. Seuss Day

Happy Seuss Day!

In schools and libraries across the country, today is Read Across America Day, part of an effort to encourage kids to read. Why today? It’s the birthday of perhaps the greatest children’s book author of all time, Dr. Seuss. “Dr. Seuss” isn’t his real name, of course. The good doctor’s real name is Theodor Geisel—Seuss […]

First 20 Songs on MTV

First 20 Videos Played on MTV

35 years ago, MTV launched and played its very first video, “Video Killed the Radio Star” by the Buggles. Here is a list of the next 19 videos they played.

6 Weird Holidays in March

Just in case you don’t have enough fun on St. Patrick’s Day, there are these. March 1: National Pig Day Myth: Pigs are dirty animals. They roll around in the mud only to cool off, but they generally keep clean. Pigs only a few weeks old have already learned to go to the bathroom as […]

Fitness Fads

Every few years, a new exercise craze sweeps the country. Here’s how a few of them got up and moving. Jazzercise Jazz choreographer Judi Sheppard Missett came up with the dance-meets-aerobics fitness program—fun routines set to pop music—in 1969 and opened a studio in Los Angeles. By 1977 she no longer taught classes. Instead, she […]

Kira Roessler of Black Flag

6 Surprising Academy Award Winners

Doctor Who has on Oscar. Playwright George Bernard Shaw got one well after he died. Here are a few more unlikely Oscar recipients. Kira Roessler In the 1980s, Kira Roessler played bass in the influential punk rock band Black Flag, best known for the song “TV Party” as well as its lead singer, actor Henry […]

WWF

Really Silly Wrestling Characters

Professional wrestling is already pretty silly, but the “sport” outdid itself when it introduced these really silly wrestling characters. SERGEANT SLAUGHTER At the peak of the first Gulf War in 1991, the WWF brought in this villain, an Iraqi-flag-waving Saddam Hussein sympathizer. GIANT GONZALES A failed NBA basketball player, Gonzales was a lanky 7’7″ and […]

Charlie Brown Specials

It’s a Bad Idea Charlie Brown!

Since the 1965 debut of A Charlie Brown Christmas, Charles Schulz’s Peanuts characters have appeared in more than 40 animated specials. The classics leave us feeling warm and fuzzy; others leave us wondering, “What were you thinking, Charlie Brown?” Charlie Brown’s All Stars! (1966) Plot: A recurring storyline in the Peanuts comic strip is Charlie Brown’s […]

VCR Games

VCR Board Games

Some forgotten fads are forgotten for a reason. DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME? In the late 1980s and early ’90s, board game publishers feared that the popularity of video games spelled doom for their industry. Solution: VCR Board Games, which included a board game, and, to compete with electronic games, a videotape. The […]

Strange and Flavored Vodkas

Vodka is practically tasteless, which means that distilleries can add whatever bizarre flavors they want to it. For example… Grass Polish company Bak makes Bison Grass vodka. It’s not bison-flavored—it’s grass-flavored (and bison eat grass). The grass infusion leaves a small amount of coumarin, which is a main ingredient in rat poison and leads to […]

Velveeta Queso Dip and other recipes from the side of a box.

Recipes From Food Packages

You probably grew up eating some of these “classic” comfort food dishes, the recipes of which were printed on food packaging or promoted in magazine ads. If you’re like us, your feelings range from “Did we really eat like that?” to “I wish I had some right now!” VELVEETA QUESO DIP Ingredients: One 16-ounce package […]

The Talented Miss America

The Miss America Pageant added the talent portion to the contest in 1935. Most contestants sing or dance, but some display more unusual skills. 1957: Amanda Whitman (Miss Tennessee) did a gymnastic tumbling and trampoline routine to the theme from The Third Man. 1959: Elizabeth Holmes (Miss New York) did an impression of French singer […]

That Other Superhero

At the top of the superhero list, you’ve got your Superman, your Batman…and then way, way down the list, you’ve got these. Shamrock In 1982 artists at Marvel Comics—tasked with creating an Irish superhero—came up the most stereotypically Irish lass possible. Shamrock (Molly Fitzgerald) is the daughter of a militant IRA member and has long […]

Celebrity Sports: Battle of the Networks Stars

For this tale, we take you back to the 1970s—to a time when the TV landscape was much more sparse, and political correctness was more than a decade away. It was the inaugural Battle of the Network Stars, a celebrity sports event chock full of drama, scandal, triumph, cigarettes, and a few ethnic slurs. MALIBU, […]

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