Uncle John’s Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader


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For this 22nd, all-new edition, we have dug deeper than ever to bring you 544 pages of pure bathroom reading bliss!

Dive in and discover some of the best articles we’ve ever written, including:

* The Future according to Sci-Fi Movies!
* Blind Speed Demons.
* The Great Moon Hoax…of 1835.
* The Story behind the definitive American sports car.
* The Life and Times of Jar-Jar Binks.

Plus a bottomless supply of amazing coincidences, dumb crooks, robots, strange lawsuits, flubbed headlines and a whole lot more…




McDonald’s originally served hotdogs, not hamburgers.

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