Uncle John’s Creature Feature Bathroom Reader for Kids Only!


Sample Stories

These pages will take you to places you’ve never been, introduce you to amazing creatures (both human and not), and bring you hundreds of strange-but-true (and funny) stories, all illustrated with kooky drawings and eye-popping photos.

Dive into…

  • Globster, blobfish & other strange sea creatures
  • The dog who ate 23 golf balls (and lived)
  • The woman who slept for 46 years
  • The world’s smelliest shoe
  • Jelly from outer space

…and whole bunch more.




Actor Gene Hackman lied about his age to get into the Marines at age 16 in 1946.

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