Posts Tagged: ‘Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader’

January 16, 2012

“The Medieval Origins of the Bathroom Reader”

GotMedieval.com, the very cool blog of Carl S. Pyrdum, III, “a graduate student in Medieval Studies at Yale University, who is currently living in Atlanta, GA, while he finishes his dissertation and looks for a proper academic job,” has a post up under the title, “The Medieval Origins of the Bathroom Reader,” with this image:

And this note (with his link):

One final detail I love: the top figure is drawn as though he’s reading the text in front of him, as is often the case with the more scatologically-minded marginal dwellers. Reading while enthroned is a habit with a far more ancient pedigree than you might have guessed.

Heh heh. We knew it was, Carl, we knew it was.

And: Mr. Pyrdum notes that he does not know the origin of the image,  and asks his readers – and now our readers – if they have any idea. Any Medieval scholars out there? …

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January 7, 2012

“Man Robs, Then Kills Himself”

This is one of our newer books, Uncle John’s True Crime. It’s a collection of stories we’ve printed over many years, along with some brand new ones, all of them involving crime in one way or another. For those days you just want a real crimey read, y’know?

Here’s one of the lighter-hearted examples:

CRIMINAL HEADLINES

Calling the grammar cops: It’s these headline writers
who should have been brought up on charges.

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Man Robs, Then Kills Himself

NJ Judge to Rule on Nude Beach

Mayor Says D.C. is Safe Except For Murders

Man, Shot Twice in Head, Gets Mad

Deadline Passes For Striking Police

Cockroach Slain, Husaband Badly Hurt

Man Shoots Neighbor With Machete

Hostage Taker Kills Self; Police Shoot Each Other

Potential Witness to Murder Drunk

Prosecutors Release Probe Into Undersheriff

Bomb Hit by Library

Robber Holds up Albert’s Hosiery

Multiple Personality Rapist Sentenced to Two Life Terms

Stolen Painting Found By Tree

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charges

Man Found Dead in Cemetary

Bar Trying to Help Alcoholoic Lawyers

Defendant’s Speech Ends in Long Sentence

42 percent of All Murdered Women Are Killed by the Same Man

Silent Teamster Gets Cruel Punishment: Lawyer

Two convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung

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January 6, 2012

Mouse in Mountain Dew Hey Look It’s Us!

Oh we’re just blushing from our ducktails to our wingtips. Look at the opening paragraph to this story and see if anything stand-out-ish , you know, stands out:

Usually, when a consumer finds a human finger in their burger or whatever, the company just says, “We have no idea how that happened!” And then they settle out of court for a zillion dollars and nobody thinks of it outside of people who own Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader.

Did you catch that? That bit at the end? Starts with “Uncle”? Yes? Well okay then.

That’s all. Enough about us. Tell us what you think about us…

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December 23, 2011

Procrastinators R Us: Last-Minute Gifts!

Did you know you can send someone who doesn’t own a Kindle e-books from Amazon? That’s right: Amazon has FREE apps that allow you to read e-books on computers, phones, etc.

All you need is the giftees email. It’s so easy – and they’ll get the gift in time for Christmas.

And the gift can be Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader e-books!

Wow! It’s like it’s Christmas or something!

P.S. We have apps, too.

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December 20, 2011

Last-Minute Gifts Beginning With E

Okay, we’ve done A-D, now here’s E.

• E-Books

OMG! What a coincidence! You can gift Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader e-books right now over at Amazon! How weird! That’s totally coinci-mental!

Okay, it wasn’t a coincidence, we made that up as a clever way to get into this post. Not really that clever, though, huh? We’re sorry.

Where were we? Oh yeah. All you need is the giftee’s email address. It’s really easy.

And you don’t need to own a Kindle—and whoever you’re gifting doesn’t need a Kindle either, as Amazon has FREE apps that allow you to read books on other devices, like computers, and pads, and phones.

There are nine UJBR’s currently available as e-books. Here are the links, straight to Amazon:

Enjoy! And we hope your giftees enjoy then, too!

• You can’t gift an iBook from iTunes at this time. (We assume you’ll be able to at some point.)

 

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December 18, 2011

Secret Movie Cameos: E.T.’s Bedroom

I SPY…AT THE MOVIES

More fun in-jokes and cameos from the silver screen.

CHARLIE’S ANGELS (2000)
I Spy…
E.T.’s living room
Where to Find It: Wearing nothing but a plastic blow-up swimming-pool toy, Dylan (Drew Barrymore) bursts into a house where two boys are playing a video game. It’s the same house in Tujunga, California, that was used for E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, the film that launched Barrymore’s career in 1982. (To hammer the point home, the kids are eating Reese’s Pieces and there’s an E.T. poster on the wall.)

That’s just one tiny excerpt from the brand new Uncle John’s 24-KARAT GOLD Bathroom Reader.

Find more secret movie cameos, and hundreds of other stories, in the great big book right above these words – at 30% off the usual price as part of our annual HOLIDAY SALE! And that’s 30% of ALL our books.

• And Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader eBooks and new and improved mobile app just became available.

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December 12, 2011

How to Eavesdrop on Astronauts

Over the past few weeks we’re published several excerpts from our very latest annual “Big John” publication, Uncle John’s 24-KARAT GOLD Bathroom Reader, a 544-page behemoth of mind-widening wonder. We brought you:

• Where Did DEFCON Come From?

• Killed By His Pet Monkeys

The Demon Core

• The Playboy Playmate Edonomic Indicator

Films Edited For Airlines

• and Obscure Fads of the 1960s: Piano Wrecking

Just to name a few.

Here’s one more. We think, we hope, you will like it.

 

HOW TO EAVESDROP ON THE ASTRONAUTS

The International Space Station is one of the wonders of our age, as large as a
football field and the third-brightest object in the sky after the sun and the
moon. Few of us will ever get to visit it, but you can listen in when
it’s passing overhead. It’s easier than you think.

 

HELLO DOWN THERE
On November 28, 1983, the space shuttle Columbia lifted off from Florida’s Kennedy Space Center for a 10-day mission. It was the ninth shuttle mission, and not a particularly memorable one…unless you’re a fan of amateur “ham” radio: It was the first time that an astronaut, mission specialist Owen Garriott, brought a ham radio into space.

Whenever Garriott had some free time he’d point the radio’s antenna toward Earth and try to contact fellow ham operators on the ground. The radio was only a walkie-talkie tuned to ham radio frequencies, and it had just five watts of transmitting power—five percent of the power of a 100-watt bulb. Even so, Garriott was able to talk to more than 250 people, including some more than 1,000 miles away. An astronaut using a walkie-talkie to talk to people on the ground may not sound like a big deal, but it was the first time in history that ordinary citizens could talk to a person in space. Anyone with a ham radio license was welcome to try.

NOW HEAR THIS
Today it’s easier than ever to talk to astronauts in space. The International Space Station has its own ham radio station, five times more powerful than Garriott’s walkie-talkie. All you need to talk to the ISS is a ham radio license, and all that takes is a passing score of 26 on the 35-question multiple-choice license exam.

But what if you don’t want to get a ham radio license? Listening to the astronauts is even easier than talking to them. No license is required: All you need is a radio or a police scanner that can tune to the 2-meter amateur radio band (144.00 MHz to 148.00 MHz). [...]

LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION
The trickiest part to listening to the ISS is figuring out when it is passing through your part of the sky, because that’s the only time its transmissions can be heard at your location. The ISS orbits Earth every 91 minutes, and depending on where you live, it should pass overhead at least a few times a day.

Before the Internet, finding this information would have been difficult; today all you have to do is Google your way to any one of a number of satellite tracking websites, then enter your zip code to get a schedule of upcoming passes for your area. (NASA’s website lists only the passes when the ISS is likely to be visible in the sky.) It’s also possible to download satellite tracking software onto your computer and track the space station yourself. A schedule of ISS passes will contain the date, time, and length in minutes of each upcoming pass, plus its maximum elevation, or its highest point in the sky during the pass. If the ISS barely peeks over the horizon before dipping below it again, it will have a maximum elevation close to 0°. If it passes directly over your location, it will have a maximum elevation of 90°. [...]

TIMING IS EVERYTHING
The astronauts on the International Space Station use the radio to talk to schoolkids and other civic groups through a program called Amateur Radio on the Space Station (ARISS) (for more on this, see page 338). The NASA website posts the dates of scheduled ARISS contacts; if there are any scheduled for your area, that’s a great time to listen in. It’s not uncommon for the astronauts to talk to individual hams before and after scheduled events, so tune in early and keep listening after the scheduled contact has ended.

The astronauts can also use the radio in their spare time, so it helps to try and figure out when that spare time is likely to occur. The ISS is usually on Coordinated Universal Time (UTC), which puts them eight hours ahead of the West Coast and five hours ahead of the East Coast. A typical ISS workday begins at 06:00 UTC, when the astronauts awaken from their night’s sleep. They start work at about 08:00, break for an hour lunch at 13:00 UTC, then continue working until about 19:30 UTC. They have two hours off until bedtime at 21:30. The astronauts are most likely to use the radio during their work breaks, before and after meals, and in the two hours before bedtime, so if after calculating the time difference between your location and UTC, you find a high-altitude pass of the ISS over your area at a time when the astronauts are likely to have some downtime, that is an excellent opportunity to listen for transmissions.

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You can read the rest of “How to Eavesdrop on Astronauts,” as well as hundreds of other stories – in Uncle John’s 24-KARAT GOLD Bathroom Reader.

And you can get it at 30% off the usual price as part of our annual HOLIDAY SALE. (That’s 30% of ALL our books.)

 

 

 

 

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December 3, 2011

The Tupperware Story

Tupperware Party

THE TUPPERWARE STORY

Today the word Tupperware is a generic term for any plastic food container
with a sealable lid. That’s thanks to two people: Earl Tupper, inventor
of the product that bears his name, and Brownie Wise, who has
been all but erased from the company’s history.

BLACK GOLD
In the fall of 1945, a plastics manufacturer named Earl Tupper tried to place an order for plastic resin, one of the key ingredients in plastic, with the Bakelite Corporation. But the material was in short supply, and Bakelite couldn’t fill his order. When Tupper asked if they had anything else for him to work with, the company gave him a black, oily lump of polyethylene slag, a rubbery by-product of the petroleum refining process that collected at the bottom of oil barrels. Bakelite, makers of an early plastic by the same name, couldn’t find a use for the waste product, and neither could the chemical giant DuPont. Both companies had plenty of the stuff lying around. They told Tupper he could have as much as he wanted.

Tupper spent months experimenting with different blends of polyethylene—“Poly-T,” as he called it—and molding them at different pressures and temperatures. He eventually came up with a process for forming it into brightly colored cups, bowls, and other household items. A year later he patented the idea that he’s most famous for: the “Tupperware seal,” which provided a spill-proof, airtight seal between Tupperware containers and their lids. (He borrowed the idea from paint-can lids.) Tupper called his first sealable container the “Wonderbowl.”

UNDER COVER
Today plastic containers with airtight lids are so common that it’s easy to forget just how revolutionary Tupperware was when it was introduced in the late 1940s. In those days, if you wanted to preserve food in the refrigerator, you could cover a dish with wax paper or foil. (Plastic wrap was still a few years away.) If you wanted something that you didn’t have to throw away after a few uses, you could cover the dish with a shower cap or a damp cloth. Glass containers were available, but they weren’t cheap. They weren’t airtight, either, and if you dropped them, they shattered into tiny, razor-sharp pieces—not a good thing during the post-war Baby Boom, when lots of households had small children underfoot. None of these options were very satisfactory. It was difficult to keep food fresh for more than a day or two, or to keep everything in the fridge from smelling like everything else in the fridge.

BLACK SHEEP
And yet for all the advantages that Tupperware had to offer, it just sat on store shelves, even when Tupper promoted the launch with national advertising. Consumers just weren’t interested. Part of the problem with Tupperware was that a lot of consumers couldn’t figure out how to work the lids. Some people even returned their Tupperware, complaining that the lids didn’t fit. But the real problem with Tupperware was that it was made of plastic. In those very early days of the plastics revolution, the stuff had a bad reputation: Many early plastics were oily; some were flammable. (They were smelly, too. One of the main ingredients in Bakelite was formaldehyde—the main ingredient in embalming fluid.) Some plastics were brittle and prone to chipping and cracking; others peeled, disintegrated, or “melted” and became deformed in hot water.

Tupperware didn’t have any of these problems—it was odorless, non-toxic, lightweight. It was sturdy yet flexible and kept its shape in hot water. And if you dropped it, it bounced without spilling its contents. But consumers didn’t know all that, and they were so turned off by earlier plastics that they didn’t bother to find out.

SILVER LINING
As Earl Tupper pored over the dismal sales figures, he noticed that Tupperware was popular with two types of customers: 1) mental hospitals, which preferred Tupperware cups and dishes to aluminum because they didn’t dent or make noise when patients threw them on the floor; and 2) independent salespeople who sold goods distributed by Stanley Home Products, one of the companies that pioneered the “party plan” sales method.

Stanley salespeople hawked their wares by recruiting a house- wife to host a party for her friends and acquaintances. At the party, the salesperson demonstrated Stanley products—mops, brushes, cleaning products, etc.—in the hopes of selling some to the guests. Quite a few companies still sell goods using the home party system, and if you’ve ever been invited to such a party, you probably know that they aren’t always the most pleasant of experiences. A lot of people attend only out of guilt or a sense of obligation to the host and buy just enough merchandise to avoid embarrassment. The same was true in the late 1940s: People could buy cleaning products anywhere, which made it kind of irritating to have to sit through a Stanley demonstration just because a friend had invited them. Even the Stanley salespeople knew it, and that was why growing numbers of them were adding Tupperware to their Stanley offerings.

LIFE OF THE PARTY
Tupperware was no mop or bottle of dish soap. It was something new, a big improvement over the products that had come before it. Once the salesperson explained its advantages and demonstrated how the lids worked—they had to be “burped” to expel excess air and form a proper seal—people were eager to buy it. They bought a lot of it, too: Tupperware sold so well at home parties that many Stanley salespeople were abandoning the company entirely and selling nothing but Tupperware.

One of the most successful of the ex-Stanley salespeople was a woman named Brownie Wise. By the early 1950s, she was ordering more than $150,000 worth of Tupperware a year for the sizable home party sales force she’d built up, this at a time when Earl Tupper couldn’t sell Tupperware in department stores no matter how hard he tried. In April 1951, he hired Wise and made her a vice president of a brand-new division called Tupperware Home Parties, headquartered in Kissimmee, Florida. (Tupper remained in Leominster, Massachusetts, overseeing the company’s manufacturing and product design.) Brownie’s new job was to build the company’s sales force, just as she’d been so successful building her own.

Tupper also pulled Tupperware from department stores. From then on, if you wanted to buy Tupperware (or any plastic container with an airtight lid, since Tupper controlled the patent), you had to buy it from a “Tupperware lady.” …

That’s another excerpt from the brand new Uncle John’s 24-KARAT GOLD Bathroom Reader. You can get the rest of that story (there’s much more, including how Tupper and Wise fell out), and hundreds of other stories – at 30% off the usual price as part of our annual HOLIDAY SALE! And that’s 30% of ALL our books.

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December 1, 2011

Where Did “DEFCON” Come From?

A few origin stories for some miserable things we’ve all heard of:

MISERY INDEXES

Here’s a look at some famous and not-so-famous indexes
that are used to measure the bad things in life.

THE SAFFIR-SIMPSON HURRICANE SCALE
Background:
Robert Simpson was the head of the National Hurricane Center in August 1969 when Hurricane Camille—one of the most powerful hurricanes ever to hit the United States—bore down on the Gulf Coast states. New forecasting tools had enabled the Center to predict Camille’s intensity, and Simpson raised such an alarm that more than 81,000 people evacuated the affected areas. Result: Fewer than 300 people were killed when it hit. Nonetheless, Simpson felt that a more effective way of communicating the size and likely impact of a hurricane was needed. So he contacted Florida engineer Herbert Saffir, who had recently devised a five-category windstorm scale for the United Nations to predict how much damage would be caused to structures hit by winds of various strengths. Simpson and Saffir worked to incorporate potential damage from storm surges and flooding intro hurricane predictions; their Saffir-Simpson Hurricane Scale made its debut in 1971.
How It Works: Hurricanes are classified into five categories according to wind speed: Category 1 (74–95 mph), Category 2 (96–110 mph), Category 3 (111–130 mph), Category 4 (131–155 mph), and Category 5 (156 mph and greater).
Details: The scale has proven ineffective at predicting flooding and the height of storm surges. Both vary too much according to local factors such as the shape of the coastline and slope of the continental shelf where the hurricane makes landfall. In 2010 these elements were removed; now it’s solely a wind scale.

DEFCON
Background: If you’re a fan of science fiction or war movies, you may already know that DEFCON is short for “Defense Readiness Condition” and is measured on a scale from 1 to 5. The system was created in the late 1950s to give all U.S. military operations worldwide a simple measure of the nation’s current state of alert.
How It Works: DEFCON 5 is the lowest level of readiness in peacetime. As perceived threats increase, the military’s readiness can be raised in stages all the way to DEFCON 1, when war is imminent. (Precise details of how the military increases its readiness when the DEFCON level is raised are kept secret.)
Details: Are you old enough to remember the Cuban Missile Crisis in 1962? Throughout much of the Cold War the military was kept at DEFCON 4, but during the Cuban Missile Crisis the alert level was raised to DEFCON 3, and the U.S. Air Force’s Strategic Air Command was ordered to DEFCON 2. That’s the only time since the creation of the system that any part of the military has been placed at DEFCON 2. During the 9/11 attacks the alert level never rose above DEFCON 3. DEFCON 1 has never been used.

THE DOOMSDAY CLOCK
Background: By the summer of 1947, just two years after the atomic bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, the directors of the University of Chicago’s Bulletin of Atomic Scientists had grown so concerned about the possibility of another nuclear war that they created a symbolic clock face called the “Doomsday Clock” to convey their estimation of how close the world was to “midnight”—nuclear Armageddon—at any point in time. The clock has appeared on the cover of the Bulletin ever since.
How It Works: When the clock was created in June 1947, it was set at seven minutes to midnight. Between 1947 and 2011, the minute hand was moved 19 times, closer to midnight when the Bulletin’s board of directors thought the danger of nuclear war was increasing; farther from midnight when the danger was receding.
Details: When the U.S. and the Soviet Union both tested hydrogen bombs in 1953, the clock was reset from three minutes to just two minutes before midnight, the closest to the zero hour that it has ever been set. The farthest it has ever been from midnight was in 1991, when the end of the Cold War and the signing of the first Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty prompted the editors to move it from 10 minutes to 17 minutes ’til midnight in a single stroke. In 2007 the clock was updated to include non-nuclear dangers such as biological weapons and climate change. (So what time is it now? As of December 2011, it’s six minutes to midnight.)

That’s another in our series of article excerpts from the brand new Uncle John’s 24-KARAT GOLD Bathroom Reader. Read about more misery indexes, and hundreds of other stories – at 30% off the usual price as part of our annual HOLIDAY SALE.

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November 30, 2011

Killed By His Pet Monkeys

And other weird ways to go

THEY WENT THATAWAY

Some famous people aren’t just remarkable for how they lived,
but also for how they died. Take these folks, for example

JOHN A. ROEBLING (1806–69)
Claim to Fame: 
The engineer who designed the Brooklyn Bridge
Cause of Death: 
Killed by the Brooklyn Bridge
Details:
 On June 28, 1869 Roebling was standing on a dock surveying the location of the tower on the Brooklyn side. When an approaching ferry pressed up against the dock, Roebling got his right foot caught between the boat and the dock and his toes were badly crushed. They were amputated later that same day. Roebling refused further medical treatment, perhaps contributing to his developingtetanus, a disease caused when a wound is infected by a strain of bacteria commonly found in dirt. In the days before tetanus shots, the disease could be fatal, and in Roebling’s case it was. After a week of suffering terrible seizures he died on July 22.
Note: 
Roebling’s son Washington, who took over supervision of the project after his father’s death, was also nearly killed by the Brooklyn Bridge. Long hours spent in caissons, the pressurized underwater chambers used to construct the bridge’s foundation, left him severely disabled by decompression sickness, more commonly known as “the bends.” For the remaining decade that it took to finish the bridge, he supervised the project from his house via intermediaries, rarely returned to the job site, and did not attend the bridge’s opening in 1883.

KING ALEXANDER OF GREECE (1893–1920)
Claim to Fame:
Alexander reigned from 1917 to 1920. He was a first cousin of Prince Philip of England
Cause of Death: Killed by his pet monkeys
Details: On October 2, 1920, the king was walking his dog through the Royal Garden in Athens—now called the National Garden—when one the monkeys that lived there attacked the dog. (Some sources claim it was the dog that attacked the mon- key.) When Alexander tried to separate them with a stick, a second monkey came to the defense of the first, and the King was badly bitten by both. He died from his wounds three weeks later.
Note: Alexander became king during World War I after his father, King Constantine I, was forced off the throne because of his pro-German sympathies. After Alexander’s death Constantine returned to the throne, making Alexander a rare example of a king who succeeded his father and was succeeded by him, as well. Constantine abdicated a second time in 1922, this time for good.

JASPER NEWTON “JACK” DANIEL (1846–1911)
Claim to Fame:
The distiller who created Jack Daniel’s Whiskey
Cause of Death: A bad memory, exacerbated by a short temper
Details: Daniel had a terrible time remembering the combination to his office safe (no word on whether whiskey was a factor), and it was usually his nephew’s job to open it One morning, however, Daniel came in to work early and his nephew wasn’t there. Daniel tried to open the safe himself and got so frustrated in the attempt that he kicked the safe, striking it so hard that he broke his toe. The toe became infected, and he developed septicemia, or blood poisoning, which killed him on October 10, 1911. Daniel’s last words (according to the distillery): “One last drink, please.”

That’s another in our series of article excerpts from the brand new Uncle John’s 24-KARAT GOLD Bathroom Reader. Read about more weird deaths, and hundreds of other stories – at 30% off the usual price as part of our annual HOLIDAY SALE.

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