Posts Tagged: ‘Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader’

June 8, 2013

Georgia High School Teacher Uses UJ’s Bathroom Reader as Bathroom Pass

We got this message from BRI fan Erin the other day:

I thought you might be entertained to hear: I am a high school teacher, and my bathroom pass is a copy of the 23rd Reader with a big post-it on the front- “Bathroom Pass- so at least I can learn something while I’m out of class.”

The kids were seriously weirded out at first, but they have come to love it!!! It helps me limit the number of kids out of the room and they’re learning the coolest things when they least expect it!!!!

She added:

I LOVE the way it has really got them learning the greatest little tidbits!!! I have some of my favorite pages bookmarked, too, so they have somewhere to start!! A good dozen of them are obsessed with the book now and flip through it when it’s not ‘in use’ ;) ;);)

There is just no way to express how happy this makes us. You have made our day – and our decade – Erin! Thank you so much!

Oh yeah: We got Erin to send a pic:

So awesome.

P.S. Erin added: “Now if y’all could just work on an edition with an anti-microbial cover, I’d bet set!!!!!” We’re on it!

P.P.S. We’re sending Erin a brand new Bathroom Reader – so her students will be up to date!

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June 3, 2013

Note From a Fan: Jack Tales

From our FaceBook page two days ago, from a recent contest winner:

Jack TalesI want to thank you guys for stirring an old memory, very precious and nearly forgotten. I was reading one of the free books you sent me not long ago (thanks again!), and found the story of the “Jack Tales”, the traditional southern storytelling folklore. My great-grandfather, who was born and raised in Georgia before the *other* turn of the century, used to tell me these stories around 40 years ago, and I might not have thought of them again if not for your book. As I read the article, I was able to read it in his voice mentally. I only wish I could remember all the different stories he told (I know there was one about an island). It really took me back and helped to keep his memory alive. Thank you so much!

Wes R.

Wes, we are so pleased to be able to light that wonderful memory for you, and thank you for thinking to tell us about it. Very nice of you!

The “Jack Tales” story Wes is talking about comes from our very latest annual - Uncle John’s Fully Loaded 25th Anniversary Bathroom Reader (page 388). Here’s the whole story:

Jack Tales

You probably know him best for climbing a beanstalk and killing a giant, but were you aware that Jack—the hero of English folklore—also showed up in the the U.S. South?

Down Home

Following in the footsteps of renowned English folklorist Cecil Sharp, who traveled the back roads of the Appalachian Mountains in 1916 in search of traditional British ballads, a young man named Richard Chase went to southern Virginia to hunt down some folk songs of his own. One day in 1935, after a folk music festival in Raleigh, North Carolina, Chase’s quest took an unexpected turn when a local man named Marshall Ward told him that there were more than just songs being passed from generation to generation—there were tales, too. “Mostly,” explained Ward, “about a boy named Jack.”

Chase realized he’d struck gold—a living oral tradition of storytelling, much as Sharp had discovered the tradition of folk songs two decades earlier. He spent the next several years with Ward and his extended family, listening to Jack tales that they’d been telling for at least three generations, and writing down every word in his notebook as quickly and as faithfully as he could, dialect and all. He collected dozens of stories, including “Jack and the Giant’s Newground,”Jack and the Robbers,” “Hardy Hardhead,” “Jack and King Marock,” and “Soldier Jack.” In 1943 Chase published them in a book called The Jack Tales.

Jack of All Trades

Before arriving in the New World, the legendary Jack was an English folk hero, usually depicted as a brave and honorable young squire. Variations of the character showed up in “Jack and the Beanstalk” and “Jack the Giant-Killer,” as well as in fairy tales and nursery rhymes—”Jack and Jill,” “Jack Be Nimble Jack Be Quick,” “The House That Jack Built,” “Little Jack Horner,” “Jack Frost,” “Jack Sprat,” “Jack in the Box,” and many more. One of the earliest is a 15th-century British tale called “Jack and His Stepdame,” in which the hero is beaten by his stepmother, but shares his food with an old beggar who grants him three magic gifts that help him bring his stepmother her comeuppance.

Fueled by cheaply printed chapbooks, stories of Jack abounded in England in the 1700s. So it’s not surprising that British settlers brought Jack with them to America, mostly relegated to the pages of children’s storybooks. In the isolated hills of Appalachia, Jack thrived as an oral tradition for nearly two centuries—until Chase shared the stories with the rest of the world.

You Don’t Know Jack

The same basic plots showed up in the Jack tales of Appalachia—the biggest difference was Jack himself. Unlike his “proper” British cousin, the American Jack is more like Mark Twain’s Huckleberry Finn. He is an easygoing, overalls-wearing farm boy who aims to make his fortune by relying on wits and luck. Rather than a noble squire who rescues princesses, this Jack, as one tale goes, “tricks farmers out of their barefoot daughters.” He’s not above using unscrupulous means to get what he wants, but his manner is so breezy and likable, it’s hard not to forgive him his escapades.

The American Jack tales are a fascinating blend of two very distinct cultures: Many of the plots, names, and settings are English, but the dialect and attitude are indisputably American. That blend can be heard in this excerpt from “Jack and the Bean Tree,” when the giant totes a shotgun and roars:

FEE! FAW! FUM!

I smell the blood of an Englishmun.

Bein’ he dead or bein’ he alive,

I’ll grind his bones

To eat with my pones!

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Here’s a link to the modern version of Richard Chase’s “Jack Tales” at Amazon.

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April 17, 2013

Free National Park Week, 2013

An Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader PSA: Every National Park in the U.S. has free admission this coming week!

From our National Park Service:

Did you know that National Park Week is April 20-28, 2013?

Did you know that there are 401 national parks? That they include seashores, battlefields, historic homes, archeological sites, and spectacular natural areas?

Did you know there is at least one national park in every state? …

You can plan your visit by what you want to do, or where you want to go … or you can browse our event calendar and check out the special programs offered that week. Also, from Monday through Friday, April 22 to 26, every national park will have free admission!

Free admission—that’s a big savings if you go to a park with your family or a group of friends, just to note. Also, visit www.nationalparks.org for more resources for this years free national park week.

And if you need a bit of a guidebook—we have a whole book on National Parks! (No way! What a coincidence!)

Some of the scintillating subjects you’ll find in this volume:

  • Yosemite’s firefall and why it came to a sudden end
  • How to avoid bear attacks, buffalo stampedes, and moose on the loose
  • Ghosts, legends, and myths in the remotest parks of the country
  • The wild horses of Assateague and why they still roam the island
  • How an isolated tree in Yosemite inspired the most famous photograph of all time
  • The history of Ellis Island National Park
  • And a bunch more!

It’s available as an eBook too! (You’ll have to scroll down a bit to find it!)

That is all! Have a wonderful day! And we hope you can get to enjoy this years free national park week!

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March 7, 2013

CONTEST WINNERS!

Lee-hadies and juhhhh-hentlemen…

WE HAVE A WINNER! (Several, actually)

We had a contest the other dayYou had to guess the number between 0 and 100 that Uncle John picked! Two hundred and thirty-odd of you submitted entries! As per rules numbers 4, 5, and 6:

4. The five people who come THE CLOSEST to the number Uncle John picked will win ONE (1!) Uncle John Bathroom Reader books of their choosing. (Yeehaw!)

5. The person the VERY CLOSEST to the number Uncle John picked will win TWO (2!) books of their choosing. (Bazinga!)

6. The submitter who guesses THE EXACT NUMBER (gasp!) that Uncle John picked will win FIVE (5!) books of their choosing.

Drum roll please:

AND THE NUMBER IS:

Nobody picked 41! But, because Douglas Adams wrote some funny books

Ten of you picked 42! (D’oh!) And are simultaneously the closest and very closest (nobody picked the number 40) – and therefore we’re just going to give the whole lot of you TWO (2!) BOOKS EACH!

The ten winners:

  • Young Sheng
  • Michael C. Falk
  • Victoria
  • Wes Richey
  • Dan Burke
  • Alexandra Conrad
  • Sabrina
  • Mike (there were several Mikes; this one – obviously – is the one who chose 42!)
  • Raina
  • Ceecee

 

CONGRATULATIONS, WINNERS! Mana will contact you soon!

Thank you everyone else for playing! Better luck next time!

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March 5, 2013

Lost TV Pilots & The Nat King Cole Show

Our Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader TUNES INTO TV, which had been a reader request for many years, has turned out to be a darn big hit. An excerpt from a review over at Amazon:

Some great articles here, there are brief histories on NBC, CBS, ABC, and PBS. Inventors such as Smirnoff and Farnsworth are given their due, and since modern day tv wouldn’t be where it is without them, it’s wonderful that they’re mentioned.

I really enjoyed their piece about the 1968 showing of Heidi, and the uproar it caused. I would recommend this book, for any up and coming tv historians who need to get a quick overview of the medium. It helped refresh my memory, and introduced me to a few stories I didn’t know about.

JThree
Williston North Dakota

Why thank you, JThree, much obliged.

We thought you might like a look at what’s inside this book, so here are two excerpts for your reading pleasure.

First, some TV pilots you may not have heard about. Click on the pic to enlarge. (Here’s a PDF version: LostTVPilots)

And another, this the unfortunate story of “The Nat King Cole Show.” (PDF: AKingDethroned)

Hope you enjoyed them! You can get Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader TUNES INTO TV at Amazon, among other places. More choices in the EBook section over here.

Uncle John…out!

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March 3, 2013

CONTEST CLOSED! Guess the Number Uncle John Just Thought Of! [updated]

CONTEST CLOSED! (THRURSDAY, MARCH 7!) WINNERS ANNOUNCED HERE!

Ah-ROOOOOOO-Gah!!!

BREAKING: UNCLE JOHN’S BATHROOM READER IS HAVING A CONTEST!!! ENTER AND YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY WIN STUFF!!!

Alrighty then. First, here’s a picture of what this contest might look like if it were humanly possible to render such a complex thing into one image:

I think we’ve seen enough!

Moving right along:

GUESS THE NUMBER UNCLE JOHN JUST THOUGHT OF Contest Rules

1. Uncle John just thought of a whole number between 0 (zero!) and 100 (one hundred!). We’ve saved that number in Uncle John’s super-secret super-safe safe. (It’s a tissue box. It’s in his bathroom.) Your job: Gather all your psychic abilities into one tremendous bundle of other-worldly communication potentialities and determine exactly what that number is! Or better yet, just guess.

2. Tell us the number you have chosen in a comment below. (One entry per person. Two per giraffe. But giraffes have to submit their entries in person.)

4. The five people who come THE CLOSEST to the number Uncle John picked will win ONE (1!) Uncle John Bathroom Reader books of their choosing. (Yeehaw!)

5. The person the VERY CLOSEST to the number Uncle John picked will win TWO (2!) books of their choosing. (Bazinga!)

6. The submitter who guesses THE EXACT NUMBER (gasp!) that Uncle John picked will win FIVE (5!) books of their choosing. (Holy mackeral! It’s like Christmas and your birthday and Hungarian Goulash Appreciation Day all rolled into one! ‘Cept without the goulash.)

IMPORTANT NOTES:
• U.S. residents only. (You would not believe how complex and legally treacherous international laws are regarding simple contests like this. We are very sorry to our international fans for this.)

UPDATE: WHOLE NUMBERS ONLY! NO DECIMALS! (Note: This update was added just minutes after the contest was posted.)

• You have three days to enter! Entries will be taken until midnight on Wednesday, March 6, 2013!

• Winners will be announced on Thursday!

Tell your friends! Spread the word!

You cannot enter on FaceBook or Twitter! You have to submit your entry here!

READY SET GO!

AND GOOD LUCK! 

• Contest image from right over this-a-way.

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March 2, 2013

A Kick-in-the-Pants Note From a Fan

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Via private message on FaceBook, yesterday:

Oof, Carrie C., what a story. Sad—but with a happy ending! Hooray! It is so thoughtful of you to take the time to send us that note. We are truly touched. Thank you more than we can say – truly.

P.S. We asked Carrie exactly how she uses the Kindle to accommodate her impaired vision. We thought we’d pass it on in case it can help anybody else out there:

Yes – I can adjust the font size as large as I need it, depending on my vision that day. I have a real weird eye disease, the closest thing that people would know is macular degeneration. I see things slightly skewed as well. Most days I read on my kindle with the soft beige background always, and the font is either the 3rd largest, or the 2nd largest if I’m having what I call a bad eye day.

Thanks again, Carrie! Happy reading!

     —Uncle John the entire crack staff at the BRI 

P.S. We were going to start off our reply by saying, “Hold on…there’s something in our eyes…”—but it was too funny seemed inappropriate…

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February 24, 2013

Mustache Quotes

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Since there’s nothing on TV tonight, we thought you might like a couple mustache quotes:

That’s from UJ’s Fully Loaded 25th Anniversay Bathroom Reader, page 552. (See what you’re missing?!)

Totally related and very weird bonus: Mustache transplants on the rise in the Middle East.

That is all. Good night!

February 17, 2013

Video: Cave Made Into Playable Organ

In one of our very favorite Bathroom Readers of all time – Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader PLUNGES INTO MUSIC – we have an article called “Seven Instruments Bigger Than a Tuba.” (It’s on page 311.) Number 7 on the list: The Great Stalacpipe Organ:

Check out this video, made by Ripley’s Believe it or Not, and sanctioned by Luray Caverns administrators:

• Here’s the official GSO website

• “Red River Valley” (auto play!) played on the GSO, from OddMusic.com

• Beethoven’s “Moonlight Sonata” on the GSO

• An endearing and occasionally annoying video made by a woman named “Bowser” who put the GSO on her “Bowser Buckey List” (well done!)

• ”Musical Gems From Solid Rock”! (from here)

• You can read the entire “Seven Instruments Bigger Than a Tuba” right over here in the throne room.

• Once again, that’s from Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader PLUNGES INTO MUSIC (page 311)

Finally: You know how to tell a stalactite from a stalagmite, right? A stalactite has a “c” in it – stalaCtite – and it hangs from the Cieling.

A stalagmite has a “g” in it – stalaGmite – and it grows up from the Ground.

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February 16, 2013

Rubber Ducktato, You’re the One…

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This rubber ducktato must be from Uncle John’s Certified Organic Bathroom Reader!

rubber ducktato

Too dang cute.

From right over here.

And thank you, BRI fan Ginny D. for the tip!

P.S. As reader Doug C. says: “I’d be more inclined to call it Duckmato as it’s a tomato, not a potato.” Good point.

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