Posts Tagged: ‘People’

July 9, 2011

RIP Betty Ford

Former First Lady Betty Ford has passed away. The newspaper of the city of her birth, the Chicago Tribune, has a nice piece on a truly unique individual:

Betty Ford said things that first ladies just don’t say, even today. And 1970s America loved her for it.

According to Mrs. Ford, her young adult children probably had smoked marijuana — and if she were their age, she’d try it, too. She told “60 Minutes” she wouldn’t be surprised to learn that her youngest, 18-year-old Susan, was in a sexual relationship (an embarrassed Susan issued a denial).

The link on the “Betty Ford” starting the article is a cool resource for those wanting more: it goes to a bunch of stories the Tribune has done on Ford over the years.

Condolences to the family and friends of Betty Ford, from all of us at the BRI.

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P.S. UJBR factoid:  In 1975 Betty Ford became the first First lady to appear in a cameo role  on a television sitcom, The Mary Tyler Moore Show. Dang funny scene, too. Here’s a look:

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May 24, 2011

Happy Birthday, Bob

Seems like pretty much the whole world is going out of their way to send a birthday wish to The Most Interesting Man In the World, Mr. Bob Dylan, today.

We hate to do what everyone else is doing, but we can’t help it this time: Happy Birthday, Bob. If the only song you ever wrote was “Desolation Row” you’d still be one of the best songwriters in history. (And we hear you actually wrote some other songs, too…) Happy Birthday, and many, many more to you, from all of us at the BRI.

Now here’s a little tune for you. (Substitute the “50″ for a “70,”  in this song, if you will.)

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May 22, 2011

Danny DeVito’s “Trollfoot”

If you’re not on Twitter, you are missing the modern digital media phenomenon that is Danny Devito’s “Trollfoot.”

Here’s how it works:

1. Super-mega-Hollywood-movie-star Danny DeVito takes a picture of something – say a vegan sandwich, just for example – with his barefoot  (or just a toe) in the picture.

2. Danny DeVito puts a post up on Twitter announcing that he has taken a picture of  something – along with his bare foot, or toe – and provides a link to said image.

3. That’s it.

We don’t know about you-all – but we think that’s just funny. Funny as in, “Sociologists in the future will find these photos and study them to determine just what the heck was going on on Earth in 2011.  And…they’ll find something. Something we don’t want to know.”

Trollfooot!

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May 4, 2011

“Some Day No One Will March There at All…”

A poignant moment in Australian and world history has come to us today.

“Claude Stanley Choules, the last known combat veteran of the First World War, died Thursday at a nursing home in the Western Australia city of Perth, his family said. He was 110.

‘We all loved him,’ his 84-year-old daughter Daphne Edinger told The Associated Press. ‘It’s going to be sad to think of him not being here any longer, but that’s the way things go.’

Please go read the whole thing. It is really quite a story. (New York Times obit here.)

It’s a moment that was spoken to by the great Australian songwriter Eric Bogle, in his masterpiece, “And the Band Played Waltzing Matilda.” If you’re not familiar with this song, get yourself a box of tissues and give it a good listen. And while you do send a thought to the Mr. Choules, and to old soldiers everywhere.

When I was a young man I carried my pack
And I lived the free life of the rover
From the Murray’s green basin to the dusty outback
I waltzed my Matilda all over

Then in nineteen fifteen my country said Son
It’s time to stop rambling ’cause there’s work to be done
So they gave me a tin hat and they gave me a gun
And they sent me away to the war

And the band played Waltzing Matilda
As we sailed away from the quay
And amidst all the cheers, the flag-waving and tears
We sailed off to Gallipoli

And how well I remember that terrible day
How our blood stained the sand and the water
And how in that hell that they call Suvla Bay
We were butchered like lambs at the slaughter

Johnny Turk he was ready, he primed himself well
He chased us with bullets, he rained us with shells
And in five minutes flat he’d blown us all to hell
Nearly blew us right back to Australia

But the band played Waltzing Matilda
When we stopped to bury our slain
We buried ours and the Turks buried theirs
Then we started all over again

And those that were left, well we tried to survive
In that mad world of blood, death and fire
And for ten weary weeks I kept myself alive
Though around me the corpses piled higher

Then a big Turkish shell knocked me arse over head
And when I woke up in my hospital bed
And saw what it had done, I wished I was dead
Never knew there were worse things than dying

For no more I’ll go waltzing Matilda
All around the green bush far and free
For to hump tent and pegs, a man needs both legs
No more waltzing Matilda for me

So they gathered the crippled, the wounded, the maimed
And they shipped us back home to Australia
The legless, the armless, the blind, the insane
Those proud wounded heroes of Suvla

And as our ship pulled into Circular Quay
I looked at the place where my legs used to be
And thanked Christ there was nobody waiting for me
To grieve and to mourn and to pity

But the band played Waltzing Matilda
As they carried us down the gangway
But nobody cheered, they just stood and stared
Then turned all their faces away

And so now every April I sit on my porch
And I watch the parade pass before me
And I see my old comrades, how proudly they march
Reliving old dreams of past glories

And the old men march slowly, all bone, stiff and sore
The forgotten heroes from a forgotten war
And the young people ask, “What are they marching for?”
And I ask myself the same question

And the band plays Waltzing Matilda
And the old men still answer to the call
But as year follows year more old men disappear
Some day no one will march there at all

Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
Who’ll come a waltzing Matilda with me
And their ghosts may be heard as they march by that Billabong
Who’ll come-a-waltzing Matilda with me?

Rest in peace, Claude Stanley Choules.

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We did a post on Frank Buckles, the last American WWI vet, a few months ago.

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May 3, 2011

Happy 92nd Birthday Pete Seeger

American troubadour Mr. Pete Seeger was born this day in 1919, and he’s still going strong. (He just played the New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival the other day.) Here he is with Bruce Springsteen and friends singing the other national anthem:

Happy Birthday, Pete, from all of us at the Bathroom Reader. Rock on, brother, rock on.

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March 14, 2011

Cheers! to Ted Danson On His New Book

You’re probably going to be pretty surprised about its subject matter.

Any other stars you can think of who wrote unexpected books?

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February 28, 2011

The Last Soldier

It’s a poignant but largely overlooked moment in a nation’s history when the very last soldier from a long-gone war dies. World War One might as well be the War of the Roses, or maybe the Punic Wars, for what it evokes in a very large portion of the American populace, but to a smaller and steadily-shrinking portion, it was a very real war, one that brings memories of real horrors, real tears, real despair, real pride, real joy, and all the other myriad emotions that accompany all wars.

In the summer of 1917, one of those Americans was a young man/boy named Frank Woodruff Buckles. Frank was a farm boy, from the tiny Corn Belt town of Bethany, in northern Missouri. He was just 16 years old, and like so many young men and boys of his era, he wanted to join the millions of American men who had gone to fight in “The War To End All Wars.” America’s involvement in that war was just four months old in August 1917, but it had been raging for more than three years, and throughout those years Americans had heard news story after chilling news story about the horrors going on across the Atlantic: the prolonged agony that was trench warfare; the unimaginable terror of mustard gas; and almost unbelievable tales of single battles waged by armies of millions, where tens of thousands of soldiers died in just days, and hundreds of thousands—hundreds of thousands—perished in the course of just a few months.

Still, Frank wanted to go. He tried the Marines first, lying, telling them he was 18, not 16. They wouldn’t take him. He tried the Army. No luck. He tried the Marines again, then the Navy, then the Army again. No luck again. But he kept trying:

I was just 16 and didn’t look a day older. I confess to you that I lied to more than one recruiter. I gave them my solemn word that I was 18, but I’d left my birth certificate back home in the family Bible. They’d take one look at me and laugh and tell me to go home before my mother noticed I was gone. Somehow I got the idea that telling an even bigger whopper was the way to go. So I told the next recruiter that I was 21 and darned if he didn’t sign me up on the spot! I enlisted in the Army on 14 August 1917.

His whopper having worked, 16-year-old Private Frank Buckles was shipped to England in December 1917. He was assigned to work as a motorcycle driver, shuffling officers here and there. That was not what he had signed up for:

I let any person who had any influence at all know that I wanted to go to France.

France was where the big fighting was, and Frank wanted to be part of it. He finally got his wish in mid-1918, and was eventually promoted to the rank of Corporal along the way, but still never got into the fight, and the war ended five months later, in November 1918. Frank spent several more months in Europe, escorting German POWs back to Germany, and in 1920 he finally went back home, at the ripe old age of 18. That was 91 years ago.

Frank Buckles died on Sunday, on his farm in West Virginia. He was 110 years old, and he was the very last living American veteran of World War One.

So long, Frank Buckles. Thanks for being who you were, for doing what you did, and for living so dang long so we could hear about it all. Our deepest condolences to your family and your friends.

A final thought from author Richard Rubin, who wrote about this moment in history on Veterans Day in 2007:

It’s hard for anyone, I imagine, to say for certain what it is that we will lose when Frank Buckles dies. It’s not that World War I will then become history; it’s been history for a long time now. But it will become a different kind of history, the kind we can’t quite touch anymore, the kind that will, from that point on, always be just beyond our grasp somehow. We can’t stop that from happening. But we should, at least, take notice of it.

P.S. Frank had more than a few adventures left in him after the Great War, including a long stay in a Japanese POW camp during the next “great” war. You can read about them at the links in the story. And he seemed like a funny bugger, too: When asked once about the secret of his long life, he answered, ”When you start to die, don’t.”

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January 27, 2011

RIP Charlie Louvin

Yesterday we lost one of the greats in the history of country and pop music, Alabama-born Charlie Louvin (LOO vin), best known for being one of the Louvin Brothers with his brother Ira starting in the 1940s. Here’s a nice little video bio. An especially nice bit is when Charlie talks about the roots of the duo’s harmony, about 1 minute and 40 seconds in:

A good obituary, strangely enough in the UK’s Telegraph:

The brothers enjoyed most of their success in the 1950s, but their close harmony style defined duet singing for a generation, inspiring many later stars and, notably, the Everly Brothers – who initially styled themselves almost entirely on the Louvin Brothers’ “high lonesome” sound. Other acts who took inspiration from the Louvins include The Byrds, Emmylou Harris and Dwight Yoakam.

Charlie set out on a solo career in 1963 after years of problems with Ira’s drinking. (Ira died in a car crash in 1965.)

Charlie enjoyed mainstream success as a solo act, reaching No 4 in the US charts in 1964 with I Don’t Love You Any More and going on to have 30 hit singles in America over the next decade, including See The Big Man Cry and Less and Less. His star also rose as other acts exploited the Louvin Brothers’ legacy. The Byrds covered The Christian Life and Emmylou Harris had her first hit with If I Could Only Win Your Love.

Our condolences to the family and the friends of Charlie Louvin.

We’ll leave you with the aforementioned If I Could Only Win Your Love, a really sweet song with some really tricky changes:

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January 23, 2011

RIP Mr. Jack LaLanne

The undauntable Jack LaLanne has left for the big exercise room in the sky:

“I have not only lost my husband and a great American icon, but the best friend and most loving partner anyone could ever hope for,” Elaine LaLanne, Lalanne’s wife of 51 years and a frequent partner in his television appearances, said in a written statement.

We wrote abut Mr. LaLanne not too long ago in UJ’s Unsinkable Bathroom Reader (p. 498). I don’t have one handy, but I’ll ask one of the Oregon gang if they can give us an excerpt tomorrow.

RIP Mr. LaLanne, and condolences to family and friends.

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January 5, 2011

Over 7 Million Heard [update II!]

This is one of those stories that lifts you up and brings you down a bit at the same time. Please allow us to introduce you to Mr. Ted Williams (no, not the frozen head guy), a homeless man in Columbus, Ohio:

This video has been on YouTube since just January 3 of this year. As of our viewing—it has been seen by 7,526,968 people! Amazing!

Goood luck to Mr. Williams, may he find a job – maybe with The Simpsons! – very soon.

Update! Our wish is the Cleveland Cavaliers command!

It sounds like something from a Hollywood movie script, with more than a hint of the Susan Boyle about it. Ted Williams, the homeless Ohio man who enraptured the people of Cleveland with his mellifluous radio announcements from the side of the motorway, has shot to fame after it was revealed the city’s NBA team have offered him an announcing role.

Happy dang New Year, Ted Williams!

Update II: And the story just keeps getting better and better.

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