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May 2, 2013

Iron Man vs. The Mandarin vs. Racism

Iron Man 3Surefire blockbuster Iron Man 3 gets the summer movie season going when it’s released tonight. The villain who will try to take down Tony Stark this time: The Mandarin, an original character from comic books of the 1960s. Fortunately, the blatantly racist, stereotypically Asian elements of the character have been toned down for the movies (and he’s played by Sir Ben Kingsley).

Here are couple other questionable—and offensive—comic book characters:

Shamrock. In 1982, Marvel debuted this redheaded Irish heroine. Her super powers: she could harness the spiritual energy of Irish people killed in “the Troubles” and summon “the luck of the Irish.”

Egg Fu. This “yellowface” villain originally appeared in Wonder Woman comics. He’s a gigantic, sentient—and yellow—egg who wears a Fu Manchu mustache and works as a spy for the Chinese government. He first popped up in the ‘60s, but a couple of years ago was reintroduced under the less offensive name “Chang Tzu.”

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March 26, 2013

Every Woody Allen Stammer From His Films (44 Minutes Worth)

Hee- uh, uh, well, we mean, um – larious!

Our favorite stammer came at 29:34 mark! (Okay, not really. We didn’t watch the whole thing!)

About the makers at HuffPo, via the comments on YouTube:

The 2 editors Oliver Noble and Ben Craw who worked on this, started the project a couple of months ago. But were working on it on and off as other projects popped up in the meantime. They split the movies in half – Ben started with Woody’s oldest movies and worked forward in time, Oliver started with his most recent and worked backwards and they met somewhere in the mid 80s, then refined it and polished it together. It was a very time consuming team effort.

Funny. And persistent!!

Woody Allen Bonus: “I shot a moose once.”

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January 25, 2013

James Bond Exposed?

Skyfall hit theaters in November so it should be safe to finally talk about a popular (but strange) fan theory regarding James Bond. (If you still haven’t seen the latest—and best-reviewed and highest-grossing—Bond movie ever, there’s spoilers ahead.)

Theory: There is no one real James Bond. “James Bond” and “007” are just code names used by multiple spies over the years. One spy uses the alias for a while before it’s handed off to a successor (sort of like “the Dalai Llama” or “the Pope”). Fans have tossed this theory around for years on the Internet and fan conventions, citing “evidence” from more than 20 of the different James Bond movies.

Details: Going all the way back to Sean Connery’s portrayal of Bond in the ‘60s, this explains how we can have a virtually ageless Agent 007 for 50 years. Further, events in the movies explain why one actor left and another came in. For example, why did Geoge Lazenby only play Bond for one film? Because he quit the spy life at the end of On Her Majesty’s Secret Service when his wife died. Lazenby’s predecessor, Sean Connery, returned for one more film before handing “James Bond” over to Roger Moore. And why did Timothy Dalton’s tenure end with 1987’s License to Kill? In that movie, Bond becomes a rogue agent…and gets fired.

Lending more credence: in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, Lazenby’s Bond may or may not make a reference to “the other fellow”:

 

 

But wait: It’s as if the filmmakers behind the James Bond movies were aware of this bizarre theory, so much so that in Skyfall, they seemingly address the rumors…and completely refute them. Toward the end of the movie, Bond (Daniel Craig) and M (Judi Dench) seek refuge at the Bond family’s crumbling mansion in Scotland. There’s even a shot of Bond’s parents’ gravestones.

This proves that James Bond is “real” and one of a kind. He just never ages because of movie magic.

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November 1, 2012

Awesome Silent Movie Posters

 

Just because they’re awesome. (Most you can click on and click again to super-magnify. And I’ve added YouTube links where I could find them.)

The Cinema Murder (1919)

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Custer’s Last Fight (1912)

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Lord Loveland Discovers America (1916)

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Blood and Sand (1922)

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The Passion of Joan of Arc (1928)

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Salomy Jane (1914)

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The War Bonnet (1914)

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Mona Darkfeather

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The Man from Beyond (1921)

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The Shiek (1921)

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Zvenigora (Ukraine, 1928)

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And our very favorite:

Quo Vadis (1913)

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October 24, 2012

Bollywood Director took India to the Alps

Yash Chopra was a man with extraordinary vision. Not only did he become famous for the exaggerated stories of courtship in his Bollywood movies, he also magically transported the Indian actors to the Swiss Alps for fantastic scenes of song and dance. As a result he gave the world the classic Bollywood film style that we recognize today, and significantly multiplied the number of Indian tourists that now visit the Alps.

Chopra passed away on October 21 at the age of 80, but leaves behind a unique mark in film history. As reported by NPR:

Starlets in chiffon saris, completely inappropriate for Alpine climates, would flutter in the wind against breathtaking backdrops; heroes would emerge from behind pine trees to sing of a love that would last lifetimes. Switzerland’s landscapes featured so prominently in Chopra’s films that it has become one of India’s top tourism destinations. The Swiss even unofficially named a lake after the filmmaker for his contribution to the country’s unexpected fame in South Asia.

But Chopra’s films rose above a kitschy musical pastiche to become enduring works because they also dealt with very real and complex relationships. He tackled regional conflicts, infidelity and betrayal — and the resolutions of those universal human struggles. And all those multigenerational family sagas were beautifully projected onto the big screen. They featured song lyrics written by poets, and superstar ensembles whose performances won countless awards.

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July 27, 2012

How They’d Make the Trailer for “2002: A Space Odyssey” Today

Spot on:

Imagine 2001: A Space Odyssey redone as a bombastic 3-D Hollywood hell-raiser, directed by Michael Bay.

A new parody trailer, put together by mashup maestro ChugsTheMonkey for Film School Rejects, does just that, envisioning what Stanley Kubrick‘s 1968 masterpiece would have looked like as an action movie, with a pumping, beat-heavy soundtrack and ultra-fast cuts for the short-attention-span generation.

“As brilliant as Stanley Kubrick’s sci-fi contemplation on everything is, it would be a nightmare to advertise today,” says the Film School Rejects blog. “Far from high concept, it doesn’t fit neatly into the quadrants that movie marketing teams salivate over winning. So how would they do it?”

Here’s there answer:

 

Original trailer at the link.

Found in a tweet by The Science Comedian.

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July 21, 2012

Air New Zealand’s Hobbit-themed 777s

Put your baggin’s in the overhead bin?

Hobbits are taking to the skies once again, but instead of riding giant eagles, this time they are flying Air New Zealand.

The airline has cut a two-year deal with film studios New Line Cinema and Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer to promote the two upcoming movies, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey and The Hobbit: There and Back Again.

Passengers to and from the United Kingdom and North America will get to fly on two film-branded Boeing 777 aircraft and watch a special edition of the in-flight safety video, both made with the help of Weta workshop.

Not as fun as it sounded at first, huh? We pictured redecorated planes with round doors, cozy wooden interiors, fireplaces, second breakfasts, filght attendants with pints of ale and hairy feet…

Extra: “J.R.R. Tolkien, Hobbits, and BEER”

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April 13, 2012

Safe Driving and Flying in 1936

Here’s an odd little instructional film about safe driving—as told via safe flying instructions—by the Jam Handy Organization, for Chevrolet:

The Jam Handy Organization was founded and run by Henry Jamison “Jam” Handy, who from the 1930s until the late 1960s produced thousands of short films, mostly in the instrucational category.

Earlier on, Handy won a bronze-medal as part of the U.S. swim team at the 1904 Olympics. In 1924 he became one of the still rare athletes to win medals 20 years apart, when he won another bronze as part of the U.S. water polo team.  (One of his teammates that year was Johnny Weissmuller of “Tarzan” fame.) Handy is also credited with introducing the “Australian crawl” swimming stroke to the U.S.

Here’s another Jam Handy Production, this one from 1952: “A Young Man’s Fancy” – about a guy who prefers electric household applianes to the pretty young woman fawning over him. “A Young Man’s Fancy” has the dubious honor of having been featured on “Mystery Science Theater 3000.”

More Jam Handy films can be downloaded at the Internet Archive.

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April 10, 2012

“The Three Stooges” Trailer

I don’t how this slipped by our attention, but we just found out that Farrelly Brothers have a new film coming out pretty soon. Frankly, it sounded at first like a dumb idea—but this trailer reaches fat-reducing levels of hilarious:

Will Sasso – the guy could make drinking diesel fuel look funny.

More info at IMDB.

Bonus: From Uncle John’s Curiously Compelling Bathroom Reader</em>, page 227, in “Amazing Anagrams”:

THE THREE STOOGES:
LARRY, CURLY AND MOE becomes…
ACTORS? LORD,
THEY’RE AN UGLY
THREESOME!

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March 17, 2012

Dirty R2D2

Nuck nuck nuck:

Thank you, Stumble.

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Extra R2D2 fact: From page 415 of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Plunges Into Hollywood, you can find the little droid, as well as C3PO, in Raiders of the Lost Ark…if you know where to look

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