Posts Tagged: ‘Internet’

January 9, 2012

Deceptive Use of Perspective in Photo Goes Viral!

This photo of a “monster rat!” allegedly found in a Foot Locker store in the Bronx has become a bit of a sensation lately:

Rat

Wow! It’s huge! It’s being described as “three-feet-long” and “the size of a small dog”! And…it’s probably more like a foot long (body only), if that, because the old perspective trick is being played on us once again.

As you can see, the guy holding the rat (on some sort of scraper/shovel tool) is reaching to hold it up close to the camera, which makes him look relatively small, and the rat look relatively huge. (The same thing appears to be happening with the guy holding up the “monster rat!” on the pitchfork in the photo at this link.) More than that: The scraper/shovel tool might actually only be six or so inches across—how could we know from the photo?—which means the rat could actually be pretty small. Perspective is a powerful tool!

Much like this OHMYGOD THERE’S AN ENORMOUS CHILD LOOSE IN PARIS!!!

Don’t get us wrong: A rat with a body a foot long is big—but it’s not anything out of the ordinary. Brown or Norway rats (we’re assuming that’s what it is, since it is the most common type of rat in North America and much more of the world today) commonly grow to ten inches in length, and, as most New Yorkers can tell you, often grow larger.

So, how about them Mets?

 

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December 7, 2011

.XXX Web Addresses Now On Sale!

Get ready for UncleJohn’sBathroomReader.xxx - coming to your internet any day!

Oh, no, wait, really. That sounded funny in our heads – for about 1.23 seconds – but now that we think about it a bit more…no. Really. Uh uh. No with a capital N.O.

Back to the story:

Web addresses ending in .xxx have gone on general sale, as legal efforts continue to scupper the domain name.

Some 100,000 addresses have already been purchased in a restricted sale. The first pages went live in September.

Much more on the whole “.xxx” story here. (They’ve apparently become available to the general public only yesterday. And some colleges are apparently trying to get .xxx addresses.)

Exxxtra: When you think about it, if you owned a company that made, say, x-ray machines, you might want the .xxx web address for good and pure and perfectly non-pornographic reasons, wouldn’t you? “XraysR’Us.xxx!” Or if you were a lawyer that specialized in divorce cases: “GetItAllFromThe.xxx!” Or if you just turned thirty years old, and you wanted to celebrate that with a website – and you can only write in Roman numerals: “YayI’m.xxx!”

Okay, that last one would be, well, dumb, but I think you get our point…

P.S. We looked for a cool image to go along with this post, but when you put “xxx” in Google – you would not believe what happens! Oh dear oh dear oh dear…

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November 9, 2011

Great Moments in Weird Background Music

This is a fun YouTube video – it shows the South American “Sensitive Plant,” being, well, sensitive.

And it has a very weird choice of background music:

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July 9, 2010

Double-Rainbow Man

Hooo-oot! The internet has a new star. Paul “Yosemitebear Mountain Giant” Vasquez took a video of a double rainbow at his property in the vicinity of Yosemite National Park in California. And he talked about it. On the video. It has received more than 2 million viewers on YouTube in less than three days. It is, in a word, high-larious.

We should note that Vasquez insists he was not under the influence of any illegal substances at the time. He was just “happy.”

Somebody went on to add some music:

Here’s an Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader salute to Yosemitebear Mountain Giant, our brand new favorite practically famous person. Oh, and here’s a pic:

Our caption: “I should not have put Superglue on my knuckles before I made this silly pose.”

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April 23, 2010

Happy Fifth Anniversary, YouTube

On this date five years ago the very first video ever was uploaded to internet video behemoth YouTube. It was created by YouTube cofounder Jawed Karim, and is just 19 seconds long. And I know it might be difficult to believe, with the millions of horrible rotten awful just plain dumb videos that have been uploaded to the site in the time since, but this very first video just might be The Most Boring YouTube Video…Ever. Even more boring than this one, which, you might like to know, is titled, “The Most Boring YouTube Video…Ever.” Go ahead. Watch and decide for yourself:

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April 23, 2010

Happy Anniversary, YouTube

Today is the fifth anniversary of the very first video upload to internet video behemoth YouTube. It’s just 19 seconds long and was made by YouTube cofounder Jawed Karim. And I know itit might be hard to believe, with the millions of horribly awful videos that have been uploaded to the site over the last five years, but this very first one is a strong contender for The Most Boring Video in YouTube History. I kid you not. Watch:

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