Posts Tagged: ‘Holidays’

February 14, 2012

Happy Valentine’s Day

We were going to post something about the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre – but we got all soft and squishy. (Could have been the marshmallow and rum toddies we had for lunch.)

From our very recently released Uncle John’s 24-Karat Gold Bathroom Reader (page 190):

TOGETHER AGAIN

It was 1921. In a one-room schoolhouse in rural Wisconsin, two third-graders became “sweethearts.” But after the school year ended, Mac McKitrick and Lorraine Beatty lost contact with each other…for 85 years. Then, in 2009, they were reunited through family members (their brothers had become friends). The two lovebirds instantly remembered each other and picked up right where they left off: McKitrick proposed, Beatty said yes, and the newlyweds moved in with each other at an Illinois retirement home. “I still picture Lorraine as my third-grade sweetheart,” said McKitrick. “I’ve carried that in the back of my mind for all those years.”

Valentine’s Day bonus…

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January 16, 2012

If you google “Martin Luther King”

…you get 505 million results.

If you google “racism”…you get 8.5 million results.

I think we have a winner.

Martin Luther King, Jr.

* Happy Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, everybody.

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December 31, 2011

Have a Doggy New Year

From all of us at the BRI, may you all have a very Doggy New Year. Like this dog, we mean. In the video. When the guitar’s playing. Not when it’s not playing. Because that would be a grim, upset, possibly about to bite someone kind of New Year…

P.S. Have a very Penguin New Year, too.

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December 24, 2011

Scut Farkas Says Merry Christmas

And he still looks exactly the same.

If you need a reminder, here you go. (“I have since heard of people in extreme duress speaking in strange tongues…” )

Merry Christmas, everybody. Talk to you in a couple days.

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December 23, 2011

“The Night Before Christmas” Read By Bob Dylan

We ain’t kidding:

That’s actually really fun. It’s like he’s performed before or something…

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December 20, 2011

Hanukkah Lamps Selected By Maurice Sendak

Happy Hanukkah! The eight-day Jewish holiday also known as the “Festival of Lights,” which honors the redidication of the Holy Temple in Jerusalem in the 2nd century CE, begins today. (If you’re unfamiliar with the details of the origin of this holiday—that’s what jewfaq.org is for.)

To commemorate the holiday this year, the Jewish Museum in New York City has a display entitled “An Artist Remembers: Hanukkah Lamps Selected by Maurice Sendak.” (Sendak is of course the author and illustrator of such renowned works as Where the Wild Things Are.)

And excerpt from the website:

When going through the museum’s collection, the sheer number and variety of lamps struck a nerve, underscoring Sendak’s deep, lifelong sense of loss at the destruction of the prewar world of his Eastern European Jewish parents. Having movingly evoked that world in his drawings for Zlateh the Goat and Other Stories (1966) and In Grandpa’s House (1985), he surprised himself by mostly avoiding its rich visual language when choosing lamps for this presentation. “I stayed away from everything elaborate. I kept looking for very plain, square ones, very severe looking,” he explained. “Their very simplicity reminded me of the Holocaust. And I thought it was inappropriate for me to be thinking of elaboration.”

Sendak chose some truly remarkable lamps for this show, as you might imagine. Look at this:

The information:

Hanukkah Lamp
Palestine (Israel), c. 1880-1930
Limestone: chiseled, incised, and painted

If you’re in New York, or will be sooon, the show runs through January 29. For the rest of us—there’s the website.

Happy Hanukkah!

P.S. MSNBC’s Photo Blog says “Happy Hanukkah…From Space.”

 

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The UJBR HOLIDAY SALE! - 30% off all books - goes until the end of December.

And Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader eBooks and new and improved mobile app just became available.

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November 29, 2011

Kids Pose For Pics With Santa and Machine Guns

It’s beginning to look a lot like Dog Day Afternoon:

The Scottsdale Gun Club is inviting people to enjoy Santa and Machine Guns.

The family event allows people to take a holiday card picture with St. Nick — and a high-powered fire arm.

Santa poses against a backdrop of an $80,000 Garwood minigun.

Families can choose to pose with other firearms, ranging from pistols to modified AR15s.

And yes, there is video:

On the first day of Christmas my true-love gave to me a Scorpion SA vz. 61 chambered for the 9 x 18mm Makarov cartridge in a 20-round magazine – I mean that is some serious firepower people! You could take down a herd of reindeer with that sucker!

And a partridge in a pear tree. [blam]

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Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader’s HOLIDAY SALE30% of all books - goes through December.

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November 11, 2011

The Last Living Veteran of World War One

Please meet Mrs. Florence Green (this article is from February):

The revels were not quite as wild as on Armistice Day. Still, there was plenty to celebrate yesterday when the world’s last surviving female veteran of the First World War celebrated her 110th birthday.

Florence Green, from King’s Lynn, Norfolk, was 17 years old when she joined the Women’s Royal Air Force, in the late summer of 1918.

She looks good! 110? Wow!

Imagine telling the good Florence when she was still a young woman in the 1920s, “Hey Flo, you’re going to have your own Wikipedia page some day!” She’d be like, “Umwut? LOL.”

A grand salute to you, Mrs. Florence Green, and to all our veterans of long ago and up to this very moment, from all of us here at the BRI, on this Veterans Day, November 11, 2011.

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September 20, 2011

Hey America: Nat’l Parks Free on Saturday!

Very cool:

This September 24, the National Park Service and the National Park Foundation, the official charity of America’s national parks, invite Americans to go for a walk, kick a ball, plant a tree, or simply relax in a national park in observance of National Public Lands Day. As part of the 18th annual celebration, the National Park Service will waive all entrance fees and host special events for visitors and volunteers.

Great idea.

Here’s a very handy national park finder here.

And here is a totally awesome book on national parks that these really cool and handsome writers put together. Totally buyable!

 

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July 4, 2011

Happy Independence Day, Everybody

We just wanted to sneak in here late and say Happy Independence Day to everyone. Enjoy some more fireworks; one last hot dog never hurt anyone; we hope the corn’s knee high; and we’re pretty sure tomorrow is a national holiday too (but don’t take our word for it).

Now here’s a song for you to party on to:

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