You may be one of the 800 krajillion people who have already seen this video—but we hadn’t! So please amuse us as we introduce you to a video of one extremely friendly grizzly bear. (And the guy’s cackling laugh at the very end of the clip sews this video up like a Savile Row tailor.)
Posts Tagged: ‘Funny’
January 26, 2012
Human-Radar-Man Messes With Humans
January 20, 2012
Eli Manning and The Office?
Found on FaceBook:
And holy cow, here’s a really, really old photo – unfortunately kind of blurry! – of the guy they both were in a past life!
January 2, 2012
Man Makes His Own $1 Million Bill
And tries to buy something with it. At WalMart:
A Lexington man is accused trying to use a fake $1 million bill to pay for his purchases at a Walmart.
Michael Anthony Fuller, 53, of 3 Parker St., walked into the Walmart on Lowes Boulevard in Lexington on Nov. 17. He shopped for a while, picking up a vacuum cleaner, a microwave oven and other merchandise, totaling $476, an arrest warrant says.
When he got to the register, Fuller gave the cashier the phony bill, saying that it was real.
Store staff called police.
We’re praying they release photos of the bill. If they do, we’ll update…
December 21, 2011
Football Giraffe Says…
December 21, 2011
Possibly the Funniest YouTube Video Ever
Really. We’re not making this up.
That video was uploaded by “KoreanFrogMania.” Just so you know.
* And thanks to Chet in Oregon for the tip!
********************************************************
The UJBR HOLIDAY SALE! – 30% off all books - goes until the end of December.
And gifting e-books is really easy, and fast. (And the giftee doesnt’ even need a Kindle!)
December 11, 2011
Alien Takes Over Goat’s Nose
Your instructions for watching this video, from BRI article and art veteran Ol’ Jay: The goat’s nostrils are actually the eyes of an evil alien that has implanted itself on front of the goat’s face. That is all.
Happy Sunday.
Bonus: A goat that says “goat.”
********************************************************
UJBR HOLIDAY SALE! - 30% off all books - Goes through December!
December 2, 2011
Guy Drives $1.2 Million-Dollar Car Into Lake For Insurance
Unluckily for him, someone who thought he had a really cool $1.2 million car was filming him:
An insurance company is suing a man who drove his million-dollar car into a lagoon in Texas two years ago.
Philadelphia Indemnity Insurance Company says exotic car dealer Andy House deliberately drove his $US1.2 million ($1.17 million) Bugatti Veyron EB into the water to claim on the insurance – about “twice the value of the vehicle”.
Unbeknown to Mr House, he was being filmed at the time and the amateur video captures the moment the car veers towards the lagoon.
And through the magic that is Youtube, you too can watch a Bugatti Veyron EB being driven into a lake:
And man oh man – the Bugatti Veyron EB is one sick car. It has 16 cylinders, 1,001 horsepower (zoiks!), and has a top speed of 265 mph. Read that again: a top speed of 265 mph. And it’s street legal. You can buy one, and drive it down a road. Yowza.
********************************************************
Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader’s HOLIDAY SALE – 30% of all books - goes through December. A very relevant brand new book right here!
November 20, 2011
Lily Tomlin on Her Pac-Man Addiction (1982)
Dry, but hilarious:
“Remember: It all starts with a harmless quarter.”
********************************************************
Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader’s HOLIDAY SALE – 30% of all books - goes through December.
November 12, 2011
Porn Star Reads Kids’ Books at Elementary School
“Now children, this is called Pat The Bunny“:
Porn legend Sasha Grey was a guest reader at Emerson Elementary School in Compton, California earlier this month, joining first and third grade students in their Read Across America day. Grey certainly enjoyed the experience, tweeting, “Spent the am with Read Across America Compton, reading to the sweetest 1st & 3rd grade students @ Emerson Elementary!”
The problem, TMZ reports, is that parents aren’t happy — and that school officials, instead of addressing the issue, are claiming it never happened. Of course, it’d be silly for Grey to tweet about it if it hadn’t happened, and more importantly, TMZ has a photo of the event (as they always seem to do).
Other children’s book favored by porn stars everywhere: Pinkalicious; Where is Baby’s Belly-Button?; Kitten’s First Full Moon; Open the Barn Door, Find a Cow; The Very Hungry Caterpillar; and Sheep in a Jeep. (We don’t know what that last one means either. But it sounds naughty.)
And the #1 porn-ready kids’ book of all time:
Harold and the Purple Crayon.
We’re sorry.
********************************************************
Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader’s HOLIDAY SALE – 30% of all books (here’s the latest!) – goes through December.
