I woke up this morning and I thought to myself, “We haven’t done a caption contest in ages. So gosh darn it, we’re going to do one today.”
“But what image will you use?” a voice suddenly asked. “Don’t you normally do a caption contest when, in the midst of researching a clever and captivating article, you come across an image that just begs for a humorous caption? Isn’t that the honest way caption contests are born? Hmm?”
And I thought, “Who is this person asking me questions? And why does he sound like Niles Crane?” And I went to Wikimedia Commons and entered “boogers” into the search box. I got this:
I mean is that a photo asking for a caption, or what? (What does it have to do with “boogers”? See below.)
Rules: Think up a brilliant, gut-busting, guffaw-producing caption for this photo, enter it here, or on our FaceBook or Twitter pages, as many times as you like, and wait until it’s announced that someone else has won the contest. (I mean that’s true for most of you, right? Only one person can win. Have I said to much? Should I stop talking now? …) Winner gets an Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader of his or her very own choosing. (Woo hoo!)
Sample caption:
Betsy said karate-chopping a keyboard did wonders for her skin.
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You have until midnight Monday night, PDT. Ready? Set? GO!
(The photo is of Belgian pop star An Pierlé. It was taken by Chantall Boogers.)
