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June 17, 2013

Bathroom Reading Month: At the Library

Every week during Bathroom Reading Month, we will host a giveaway for a book of your choice from the Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader collection. Just to spice it up, we will ask you to answer a question on the blog. At the end of the week, we will pick a random winner from the answers and post it on the blog along with our favorite answers. Remember that this is in addition to our “mother-of-all” contest: enter to win the entire in-print library of Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers.

Week #3: At the Library

QUESTION: If you were stuck in a library,
what section of would you spend the most time in and why?

Answer the question in the comments section of this post to be entered to win a book of your choice from the Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader library. Answers must be posted by June 19, 2013, midnight PST to be eligible to win. A winner will be announced on Friday, June 21, 2013. Open to US residents, 18 year + only.

Need a little inspiration? Read all about one of the nation’s most famous libraries from Uncle John’s Plunges into History Again.

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LET THERE BE LIBRARIES

Andrew Carnegie was no saint—just ask anyone who worked for him. But he was considered the patron saint of libraries.

Andrew Carnegie was a Scottish immigrant whose family moved to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, when he was 13. His first job was as a bobbin boy, a kid who handles spindles in a cotton factory. Then, he got a job as a messenger, and next, he started working his way up at the Pennsylvania Railroad. As he got older and his talent with money became apparent, his mother mortgaged her house to provide him with some seed money for investments. Andrew parlayed his stake into a small fortune. He started his steel business, and in 1901, sold it to J. P. Morgan for $480 million (390 million euros).

SHREWD, BUT NO SCROOGE

Carnegie was always a big believer in charity. In 1889, he wrote an essay called “The Gospel of Wealth,” in which he proposed that it was the responsibility of the wealthy to share their fortunes for the betterment of the people. But he didn’t just believe in throwing money into the wind, either. So, in his later days, he pondered how he could do some good without wasting his money. A childhood mentor, wealthy retiree Colonel Anderson, provided his inspiration.

Colonel Anderson owned hundreds of books. He let neighborhood kids browse his shelves on Saturday afternoons, take books home, and come back for more—just like a library. That was how Carnegie got his childhood education, and he was ever grateful.

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Carnegie built Pittsburgh a grand library in 1899. One library might have been philanthropic enough for most men, but Carnegie was a library-building machine—2,509 in all. He built them in every state in the United States except Rhode Island. He built them in the United Kingdom too, including his hometown of Dunfermline, Scotland. He built them in Canada, New Zealand, and Australia—even Fiji.

By the time of his death, Andrew Carnegie had given away 90 percent of his fortune. And his name didn’t appear above the entrance of any of his libraries. Instead, there was the simple inscription: “Let There Be Light.”

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June 15, 2013

Bathroom Reading Month: In a Kids Book Winner

Congrats to Ken for winning our second weekly giveaway in the month of June. It was loads of fun reading about your favorite children’s book characters. Here are the highlights.

There were several Harry Potter fans. Although, we have to admit, our favorite was:

Probably Harry Potter (although its not a kids book, really) only cuz I love the fact that I could turn my hubby into a toad :)

We hope her hubby doesn’t read our blog.

Here are some of our other favorites:

I would trade places with Christopher Robin so I could finally fix Eeyore’s tail!!

Charlie Bucket from “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” by Roald Dahl. To have the experience and joy of touring the factory. To meet WILLY WONKA! And then become his Heir!!!!!!! A true dream … a dream of dreams…. ahhhhh.. IF ONLY.

Curious George. That way, I can do pretty much whatever I want and just excuse it as “Hey, I’m a monkey, what do you expect?”

Fantastic Mr. Fox, since he basically gets free food for the rest of his life.

I would like to be Marco from And to Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street by Dr. Seuss. It is still one of my favorite stories. It reminds me of the imagination I had as a child. I love reading it to my kids now and seeing the jaws drop slightly, knowing that they will soon be on the lookout for strange happenings at everyday places.

And, last but not least:

Eragon, because dragon.

Have a great weekend everyone.

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June 10, 2013

Bathroom Reading Month: In a Kids Book

Every week during Bathroom Reading Month, we will host a giveaway for a book of your choice from the Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader collection. Just to spice it up, we will ask you to answer a question on the blog. At the end of the week, we will pick a random winner from the answers and post it on the blog along with our favorite answers. Remember that this is in addition to our “mother-of-all” contest: enter to win the entire in-print library of Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers.

Week #2: In a Kids Book

QUESTION: If you could trade places with any character from a children’s story,
whom would you pick and why?

Answer the question in the comments section of this post to be entered to win a book of your choice from the Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader library. Answers must be posted by June 12, 2013, midnight PST to be eligible to win. A winner will be announced on Friday, June 14, 2013. Open to US residents only.

To inspire you, here is an article from Uncle John’s Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader about some of the very first children’s books ever written.

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CHILDREN’S BOOKS

Walk into any bookstore today and you’ll find walls full of books written specifically for kids. But a few hundred years ago it wasn’t like that—there were actually very few. Here are the first children’s books ever written.

THE COLLOQUY

Possibly the earliest example of literature made specifically for children, The Colloquy was written and distributed in England around A.D. 1005 by a Benedictine monk named Aelfric. At the time, the Benedictines were trying to use education to help Europe emerge from centuries of social decline, and this playful textbook was meant to teach kids about both careers and Latin grammar. The book is written in the form of dialogue between a teacher and several pupils (colloquy means “dialogue” in Latin), the pupils taking on the roles of several professions. An example:

Teacher: How did you dare to cut the boar’s throat?

Hunter: My dogs drove him towards me, and I stood against him and suddenly slew him.

Teacher: You must have been very brave indeed.

Hunter: A hunter must be very brave, since all kinds of beasts lurk in the woods.

THE DISTICHS OF CATO

This collection of witty proverbs for adults was written in Rome by Dionysius Cato around A.D. 300. Rediscovered in Europe in the 1200s, it was translated into many languages and used to teach children grammar and morals. Distich means “couplet,” which was the form of the writing. Example: “Be stupid when the time or situation demands / To fake stupidity is at times the highest prudence.” The Distichs of Cato remained one of the most popular Latin textbooks for several centuries—and even made its way to the American colonies, where it was published by Benjamin Franklin in 1735.

THE BOOK OF THE KNIGHT OF THE TOWER

In 1371 French aristocrat Geoffroy IV de la Tour Landry wrote this collection of fables to teach his two daughters proper behavior in royal society. The moral of one story: Do not have sex with a knight, because you might get pregnant, and then your father would have to drown you in a well in the dark and the knight would be “flayed alive.” The Book of the Knight of the Tower was translated into German and English and was very popular for two decades.

A TOKEN FOR CHILDREN

The 1600s were the height of the extremely conservative and religious Puritan movement in England. How did adults teach kids to fear hell? Pastor James Janeway’s A Token for Children: An Exact Account of the Conversion, Holy and Exemplary Lives and Joyful Deaths of Several Young Children, published in 1671. It’s a collection of stories about kids (some as young as two) who commit sins, see the error of their ways, become pious, and then die. But because they repented, their deaths are accompanied by beautiful lights and the singing of angels. For the next two centuries, A Token for Children was one of the most popular children’s books in England and the American colonies.

TOMMY THUMB’S PRETTY SONG BOOK

By the mid-1700s, attitudes toward children were changing—they were allowed to be what we think of as kids for the first time. Tommy Thumb’s Pretty Song Book, written by “M. Cooper” in 1744, was an early fun book, and is said to be the first published collection of nursery rhymes, many of them still familiar, including “Sing a Song of Sixpence,” “Baa Baa Black Sheep,” and “Hickory Dickory Dock.” Only one copy of Tommy Thumb’s Pretty Song Book exists today—in the British Museum in London.

A LITTLE PRETTY POCKET BOOK

First released in 1744, English author and publisher John Newbery’s A Pretty Little Pocket Book: Intended for the Instruction and Amusement of Little Master Tommy and Pretty Miss Polly consisted of illustrations, rhymes, and instructions for various games. An example, titled “Base-Ball”: “The Ball once struck off / Away flies the Boy / To the next destin’d Post / And then Home with Joy.” Newberry was the first publisher to market literature just for kids, emphasizing education through entertainment. To honor Newbery for essentially creating modern children’s literature, the American Library Association’s award for the best children’s book of the year is named the Newbery Medal.

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Our Father’s Day Sale is in full swing. 30% off the entire store and FREE shipping on order of $35 and more. Also, make sure to enter our June is Bathroom Reading Month giveaway for a chance to win the entire in-print library of Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers.

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June 8, 2013

Georgia High School Teacher Uses UJ’s Bathroom Reader as Bathroom Pass

We got this message from BRI fan Erin the other day:

I thought you might be entertained to hear: I am a high school teacher, and my bathroom pass is a copy of the 23rd Reader with a big post-it on the front- “Bathroom Pass- so at least I can learn something while I’m out of class.”

The kids were seriously weirded out at first, but they have come to love it!!! It helps me limit the number of kids out of the room and they’re learning the coolest things when they least expect it!!!!

She added:

I LOVE the way it has really got them learning the greatest little tidbits!!! I have some of my favorite pages bookmarked, too, so they have somewhere to start!! A good dozen of them are obsessed with the book now and flip through it when it’s not ‘in use’ ;) ;);)

There is just no way to express how happy this makes us. You have made our day – and our decade – Erin! Thank you so much!

Oh yeah: We got Erin to send a pic:

So awesome.

P.S. Erin added: “Now if y’all could just work on an edition with an anti-microbial cover, I’d bet set!!!!!” We’re on it!

P.P.S. We’re sending Erin a brand new Bathroom Reader – so her students will be up to date!

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June 7, 2013

Bathroom Reading Month: On Top of the Throne Winner

We have a winner! Lendell H. is the random winner of our first weekly giveaway in the month of June. As we continue our celebration of June is Bathroom Reading Month, it is clear that we have lots of bathroom readers out there. Here is what we learned about all of you from what you keep in your Throne Rooms.

  • More than one person has the Bro Code. Yo!
  • Several of you take your tablet into the bathroom (check out our e-book sale: 50% off)
  • Several of you are die-hard BRI fans and refuse to read anything else in the bathroom. Cheers to you!

If you are looking for some ideas of what to keep in the bathroom, see a full list of below from fellow bathroom readers:

  • Men’s Health
  • Bro Code
  • The Intellectual Devotional
  • Old copies of Reader’s Digest (60′s-80′s)
  • AllYou Magazine
  • The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
  • Political Junk
  • Jeff Shaara Civil War novels
  • Useless Japanese Inventions
  • Complete novels of Jane Austen
  • Readers’ Digest
  • WWII Magazine
  • Entertainment Weekly
  • Old Nintendo Powers
  • Comic books
  • No Regrets by Ace Frehley
  • Stephen King books
  • Betsy Rossen Elliot’s books
  • Stephen Colbert’s “I Am America, And So Can You”
  • Matt Groening’s “Big Book of Hell”
  • And, of course, Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers (currently on sale for 30% off, ends June 16)

 

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June 5, 2013

E-Book Sale: Time to Expand Your Digital Library

Our celebration of “June is Bathroom Reading Month” continues with amazing deals on some of our favorite Uncle John’s e-books. It is time to finally expand your digital throne room and take your favorite titles on the go, anywhere you go. For the entire month of June, each of the titles listed below are 50% off in their digital format. Don’t forget, if you prefer the printed books, head over to our Father’s Day Sale (30% off our entire store until June 16).

Uncle John’s Supremely Satisfying Bathroom Reader
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Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Plunges into History
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Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Tees Off on Golf
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Uncle John’s Fast-Acting Long-Lasting Bathroom Reader
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Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Plunges into Music
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Uncle John’s Curiously Compelling Bathroom Reader
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Uncle John's Bathroom Reader The World's Gone CrazyUncle John’s Bathroom Reader The World’s Gone Crazy
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Uncle John's BriefsUncle John’s Briefs
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Uncle John's Heavy Duty Bathroom ReaderUncle John’s Heavy Duty Bathroom Reader
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Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Shoots and ScoresUncle John’s Bathroom Reader Shoots and Scores: Updated & Expanded Edition
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Uncle John’s Great Big Bathroom Reader
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Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Vroom!Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Vroom!
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Uncle John’s Book of Fun Bathroom Reader for Kids Only!
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Uncle John’s Top Secret Bathroom Reader for Kids Only!
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Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Fake Facts
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June 4, 2013

Uncle John’s Wins a Gold Award at The IBPA Benjamin Franklin Awards

This year, Uncle John celebrates 25 years of sitting on the throne as the “King of Bathroom Reading” while also winning a GOLD award for Uncle John’s Fully Loaded 25th Anniversary Bathroom Reader and a SILVER award in for its kid’s book, Uncle John’s KID-TOPIA Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! at the 2013 IBPA Benjamin Franklin Awards.

KID-TOPIA was honored for non-fiction books for young readers, while the super-sized Fully Loaded was honored in the humor category. The IBPA Benjamin Franklin Awards recognizes excellence in both editorial and design and is regarded as one of the highest national honors in small and independent publishing.

“Twenty-five years ago we thought, ‘Why isn’t anyone publishing books for people who like to read in the bathroom?’” said Gordon Javna, Editor-in-Chief, and Publisher of Portable Press which publishes Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader. “We are just thrilled that this book – our 25th anniversary edition – won Gold in humor at this year’s Benjamin Franklin Awards.”

Benjamin Franklin AwardsNamed in honor of America’s most cherished publisher/printer, the Benjamin Franklin Awards™ recognizes excellence in independent publishing. Publications are grouped by genre and are judged on editorial and design merit by top practitioners in each field. The trophies are awarded to the best books in several categories and were presented to the publishers during a gala awards ceremony on May 30, 2013. Since 1983, Independent Book Publishers Association, the largest not-for-profit trade association of independent publishers, has been the leader for member benefits, education, and advocacy.

 

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In true BRI style, we would now like to share a story from Uncle John’s Plunges into History Again about Benjamin Franklin.

DON’T BE A SOAR LOSER, BEN

Benjamin Franklin wanted the turkey, not the eagle, to be America’s national symbol. In a letter to his daughter, he wrote, “For my own part I wish the Bald Eagle had not been chosen the representative of our country. He is a bird of bad moral character. He does not get his living honestly. You may have seen him perched on some dead tree near the river, where, too lazy to fish for himself, he watches the labor of the fishing hawk; and when that diligent bird has at length taken a fish, and is bearing it to his nest for the support of his mate and young ones, the Bald Eagle pursues him and takes it from him…The turkey is a much more respectable bird and withal a true original native of America.”

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Also, don’t forget to enter our “mother-of-all” giveaways for a chance to win the entire in-print library of Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers.

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June 3, 2013

Bathroom Reading Month: On Top of the Throne

Every week during Bathroom Reading Month, we will host a giveaway for a book of your choice from the Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader collection. Just to spice it up, we will ask you to answer a question on the blog. At the end of the week, we will pick a random winner from the answers and post it on the blog along with our favorite answers. Remember that this is in addition to our “mother-of-all” contest: enter to win the entire in-print library of Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers.

Week #1: On Top of the Throne

QUESTION: What reading materials do you have in your bathroom in addition to Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers?

Answer the question in the comments section of this post to be entered to win a book of your choice from the Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader library. Answers must be posted by June 5, 2013, midnight PST to be eligible to win. A winner will be announced on Friday, June 7, 2013. Open to US residents only.

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Do you like reading in the bathroom? So do we! Wow, what a coincidence! Here are some other coincidences we wrote about in Uncle John’s Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader:

AMAZING COINCIDENCES

On Christmas Eve 1994, two cars collided near Flitcham, England. The drivers were twin sisters who were delivering presents to each other. Their names: Lorraine and Levinia Christmas.

On June 6, 2009, two men in China picked the same winning seven-digit lottery number. Though they were hundreds of miles away from each other, they bought their tickets at the exact same time, down to the second.

A hot-air balloon crashed into a power line in Ruthwell, Scotland, interrupting the movie being shown on local television: Around the World in 80 Days…about a voyage in a hot-air balloon.

American journalist Irv Kupcinet was in a London hotel room in 1953 when he found a few items that belonged to a friend of his, basketball star Harry Hannin. Two days later, Kupcinet received a letter from Hannin— he’d found a tie with Kupcinet’s name on it in a Paris hotel room.

A blurry photo of a man stealing a wallet in a store ran on the bottom of the front page of the December 14, 2007, edition of Idaho’s Lewiston Tribune. Above it was an unrelated photo of a man painting a business. Readers noticed both men were wearing the same clothes…and could be the same man. He was, leading to his arrest.

In 1972 a taxi driver from Bermuda accidentally struck and killed a man who was riding a moped. One year later, the taxi driver accidentally struck and killed the man’s brother—who was riding the exact same moped on the exact same stretch of road.

In 1911 three men— named Green, Berry, and Hill—were convicted of a murder. They were hanged at London’s Greenberry Hill.

On June 24, 2005, veteran actor Paul Winchell died at age 82. He voiced the character of Tigger in Disney’s Winnie the Pooh films. The next day, John Fiedler died at age 80. He was the voice of Piglet.

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May 31, 2013

June is Bathroom Reading Month Contest 2013

June is Bathroom Reading Month Stack of BooksWelcome to another amazing June is Bathroom Reading Month contest. It’s true that we have a love for reading in the bathroom year-round. But, June is when we can celebrate it with all of our fans. For our grand prize this year, we are thrilled to offer an entire set of Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers currently in print. That is more than 80 BOOKS!

Entering is easy. There is no need to dance with a star, survive on a deserted island, or do math problems. You simply need to sign up for our irregular email newsletter below. If you are already an email subscriber, filling out the form will still count as your contest entry. However, we promise not to send you duplicate emails to the same email address.

Grand Prize:
A complete library of in-print Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers

2nd Prize:
A complete library of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader regional books

3rd Prize:
A complete library of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader puzzle books

 

Bathroom Reading Month is when we thank our loyal fans by hosting giveaways. Check back weekly for other fun giveaways of Uncle John’s books throughout the month of June. To review the complete list of rules, read the tiny print that the lawyers made up. We wish you all the best of luck!

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May 20, 2013

Father’s Day Sale 2013

Hello, faithful readers! As spring turns to summer, it is time once again for the BRI to gear up for our popular Father’s Day Sale. We have a great selection of new and classic releases to choose from. Here’s what you need to know:

The Sale*: From May 20th to June 16th, 2013, everything in our online store is 30% off! Plus, get FREE standard shipping for orders of $35 or more! (Enter code FD13Ship when checking out to apply free shipping.)


Shipping Reminder: Because standard shipping can take up to two weeks, order no later than Monday, June 3rd, to make sure your books arrive in time for the big day. (But if you happen to forget, you can still order Express or Next Day shipping.)

So there you have it—some great deals for a great day. Dad wouldn’t have it any other way! (And it’s way better than some spotty necktie.) Thanks for your ongoing support of our quirky book series.

*The sale is only valid in the US.


Newest Releases

Here are some of our newest titles for dad’s throne room.

Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Weird Inventions

Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Zipper Accidents

Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Plunges into Texas Expanded Edition

Uncle John’s Bathroom Puzzler Scrambled Words

For some quality father/daughter/son time, here are the newest For Kids Only! titles.

Uncle John’s InfoMania Bathroom Reader for Kids Only!

Uncle John’s Smell-O-Scopic Bathroom Reader for Kids Only!

And, don’t forget about our most recent annual edition, Uncle John’s Fully Loaded 25th Anniversary Bathroom Reader.

Want an extra Father’s Day bonus? Enter our latest giveaway on Goodreads below.

 

 

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