The airplane’s aisle may not be used as a urination device:

French actor Gerard Depardieu outraged fellow passengers by urinating in the aisle of an Air France flight as it prepared to take off on Tuesday, forcing the plane to turn back to its parking spot.

A passenger on the flight said Depardieu, 62, the star of movies such as “Jean de Florette” and “Green Card,” appeared to be drunk and insisted he be allowed to use the bathroom during takeoff, when passengers must remain seated.

When he was asked by a hostess to return to his seat, Depardieu urinated in the aisle…

Baaaaad actor! Bad!

Oh, yeah, we should mention that he said that…after being taken off the airplane:

An 11-year-old girl asleep on a flight was horrified when she woke up to find a drunken man urinating on her leg, reports say.

The alleged incident occurred on a JetBlue flight between Portland and New York when a reportedly inebriated teenager stumbled out of his seat and began emptying his bladder on the sleeping child.

Associated Press reports angry scenes broke out on the flight when the girl’s father returned from the toilet and caught 18-yearo-old Robert Vietze in the act.

WILL. NOT. FLY. EVER. AGAIN. WILL NOT. EVER AGAIN. GAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

And not just anybody:

A CLOSE friend of the British prime minister has been found dead in a portable toilet at one of the country’s leading music festivals.

Christopher Shale died in unexplained circumstances in the VIP area of the Glastonbury Festival, an entertainment extravaganza that’s one of the fixtures of Britain’s music calendar.

Just rotten news for the Glastonbury Festival. Sincere condolences to the friends and family of Christopher Shale.