For Kids Only!
Designed for younger fans, but perfect for all ages, the For Kids only! titles are light-hearted, easy-to-read collections of fun and wacky facts, fads, quotes, history, science, gross-out jokes, goofy games, pop culture, mythology, puzzles, humor…and more!
Featuring hundreds of amusing illustrations, fun fonts, and easy-to-read content, this book is filled with bite-sized tidbits divided into fun categories covering a wide range of subjects. Like all the books in this series, this one is loaded with surprising factual information, presented in a format irresistible to young readers.
Designed for the younger fans, this is a light-hearted, easy-to-read collection of facts, fad, quotes, history, science, word-origins, pop culture, mythology, humor, and more! Organized by topics as well as by length. Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader for Kids Only is a never-ending supply of factoids and statistics.
Even kids who don’t like to read will love Uncle John’s Electrifying Bathroom Reader for Kids Only. It contains over 300 pages of lighthearted, easy-to-read, user-friendly material that’s designed just for kids.
Nearly 300 pages of fun stories, riddles, quizzes, jokes, gross stuff, movie bloopers, and assorted dumb doings make this an irresistible read for kids.
Uncle John’s Creature Feature Bathroom Reader for Kids Only!
Do you have the nerve to read this book? The editors at the Bathroom Readers’ Institute took the wackiest stories from three great kids Bathroom Readers–Strange & Scary, Under the Slimy Sea, and Wild & Woolly–and packed them into these pages. Only kids with the strongest hearts (and stomachs) will be able to handle all the gross facts, ghost stories, slimy creatures, kooky illustrations, and beastly jokes inside these pages. Go hog wild and read about:
- • The World’s Smelliest Sneaker
- • Dog-sized horses and horse-sized dogs
- • The great ball of snot
- • An armadillo invasion and a turtle traffic jam
- • Zombies, Bigfoot, and the mothman
- • How to make your own mummy
- • Why polar bears don’t eat penguins
- • Vengeful ghosts and haunted castles
And much more! Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Uncle John’s Facts to Annoy Your Teacher Bathroom Reader For Kids Only!
Hey, kids! Here at the Bathroom Readers’ Institute knows there are lots of books in the world that are really boring: text books, history books, math books…yuck. But this book is different. It’s so much fun you won’t even notice it’s informative because it’s packed with all sorts of weird, wacky, and wild facts your teachers don’t want you to know. Read about…
- • The history of money: it does grow on trees!
- • Icky eats: fried spiders and candy-coated larvae.
- • Treasure hunting in Africa and the Caribbean.
- • How to make chocolate candy bugs and bloody eyeball ice cubes
- • The presidents’ goofs and elementary school grades
- • Dumb crooks, amazing kids, animal oddities, and a whole lot more!
Uncle John’s Book of Fun Bathroom Reader for Kids Only!
What do kids love? Dumb jokes. So does Uncle John. This entertaining collection contains such groaners as: What do you get if you cross a yeti with a kangaroo? A fur coat with big pockets. Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Ida. Ida who? Ida called first but the phone’s not working. What happened when the ghost disappeared in the fog? He was mist. Included to keep young readers amused (and diverted) at home, at play, or on a dicey long-distance drive are gross jokes, monster jokes, knock-knock jokes, plus tricky riddles, classic games (crosswords, word scrambles, anagrams, sideways math, brainteasers), and much more.
Uncle John’s Did You Know? Bathroom Reader for Kids Only!
Featuring hundreds of amusing illustrations, fun fonts, and easy-to-read content, this book is filled with bite-sized tidbits divided into fun categories covering a wide range of subjects. For example, there’s Green Stuff (“Grasshoppers hear with the fronts of their knees”) and Microscopic Miracles (“There are more creatures in your mouth than there are humans on Earth”), and such comical categories as Facts About Feet and Eww, Gross! Like all the books in this series, this one is loaded with surprising factual information, presented in a format irresistible to young readers.
Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader For Kids Only!
Designed for the younger fans, this is a light-hearted, easy-to-read collection of facts, fad, quotes, history, science, word-origins, pop culture, mythology, humor, and more! Organized by topics as well as by length. Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader for Kids Only is a never-ending supply of factoids and statistics.
Uncle John’s Electrifying Bathroom Reader for Kids Only!
Even kids who don’t like to read will love Uncle John’s Electrifying Bathroom Reader for Kids Only. It contains over 300 pages of lighthearted, easy-to-read, user-friendly material that’s designed just for kids. Young readers will be on the edge of their seats (no pun intended!) as they learn little-known facts about dozens of topics. Chapters are organized according to subject — superstitions, traditions, sports, food, mythology, entertainment, the body, and more — and length — “short” (one page), “medium” (two pages), and “long” (three to five pages). Culled from actual suggestions from hundreds of kids, topics include Even More Gross Stuff (earwax demystified); Oops! (monumental blunders); The Case of the Missing Body Parts (Where’s Einstein’s brain?); Toys That Flopped (Thuggies, Flubber, and Angel Babies); Odd World Records (world’s longest hoop roller); and Reel Wisdom (wise words from Yoda, Z, and Ferris Bueller). One-line factoids at the bottom of every page create a book within a book. This is a wonderfully wacky compendium of fun facts for kids who are dedicated to the art of throne sitting.
Uncle John’s Top Secret Bathroom Reader For Kids Only!
Potty humor takes on a whole new meaning (a good one) in this new edition of the best-selling children’s Bathroom Reader series. Nearly 300 pages of fun stories, riddles, quizzes, jokes, gross stuff, movie bloopers, and assorted dumb doings make this an irresistible read for kids. Chapters are organized according to subject — superstitions, traditions, sports, food, mythology, entertainment, the body — and length — “short” (one page), “medium” (two pages), and “long” (three to five pages) to accommodate any duration of throne time.
Featuring zany illustrations and culled from actual suggestions from hundreds of kids, this edition includes such topics as kids raised by wolves and monkeys; kids who invent and test toys; cool sports like tree snorkeling and rock boarding; ghosts that haunt the White House; ancient warriors: the gladiators; odd jobs like psychic house cleaners, toothpaste testers, and armpit sniffers; messages found in bottles; the real Nicholas Flamel from the Harry Potter series, and plenty more.
Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader For Girls Only
For more than 20 years, Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader has been bringing readers its own quirky brand of fascinating facts and trivia. But we’ve been saving a secret stash of stories just for girls. Girls will love this amazing collection, from the woman who invented the bulletproof vest to the sharpshooter who charmed the world. Read about pioneering reporters, spies, explorers, secret societies, humor, history, role models, and scandals.
