CONTEST CLOSED! Guess the Number Uncle John Just Thought Of! [updated]
March 3, 2013
CONTEST CLOSED! (THRURSDAY, MARCH 7!) WINNERS ANNOUNCED HERE!
Ah-ROOOOOOO-Gah!!!
BREAKING: UNCLE JOHN’S BATHROOM READER IS HAVING A CONTEST!!! ENTER AND YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY WIN STUFF!!!
Alrighty then. First, here’s a picture of what this contest might look like if it were humanly possible to render such a complex thing into one image:
I think we’ve seen enough!
Moving right along:
GUESS THE NUMBER UNCLE JOHN JUST THOUGHT OF Contest Rules
1. Uncle John just thought of a whole number between 0 (zero!) and 100 (one hundred!). We’ve saved that number in Uncle John’s super-secret super-safe safe. (It’s a tissue box. It’s in his bathroom.) Your job: Gather all your psychic abilities into one tremendous bundle of other-worldly communication potentialities and determine exactly what that number is! Or better yet, just guess.
2. Tell us the number you have chosen in a comment below. (One entry per person. Two per giraffe. But giraffes have to submit their entries in person.)
4. The five people who come THE CLOSEST to the number Uncle John picked will win ONE (1!) Uncle John Bathroom Reader books of their choosing. (Yeehaw!)
5. The person the VERY CLOSEST to the number Uncle John picked will win TWO (2!) books of their choosing. (Bazinga!)
6. The submitter who guesses THE EXACT NUMBER (gasp!) that Uncle John picked will win FIVE (5!) books of their choosing. (Holy mackeral! It’s like Christmas and your birthday and Hungarian Goulash Appreciation Day all rolled into one! ‘Cept without the goulash.)
IMPORTANT NOTES:
• U.S. residents only. (You would not believe how complex and legally treacherous international laws are regarding simple contests like this. We are very sorry to our international fans for this.)
• UPDATE: WHOLE NUMBERS ONLY! NO DECIMALS! (Note: This update was added just minutes after the contest was posted.)
• You have three days to enter! Entries will be taken until midnight on Wednesday, March 6, 2013!
• Winners will be announced on Thursday!
• Tell your friends! Spread the word!
• You cannot enter on FaceBook or Twitter! You have to submit your entry here!
READY SET GO!
AND GOOD LUCK!
• Contest image from right over this-a-way.
Share and Enjoy
5!
69
The number 21
My guess is: 47!
three
The number is 27.
58
42!
86
67
23!
76
It’s 72!!!!
69
46
56
I guess 78
79
2
I guess 37
63
82
73
87
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EDITOR: Michael! Choose again! Whole numbers only!
You did say between “zero and 100″…the only answer I could come up with was the Library of Congress registration number for this photo. Sorry…
How about…42?
I will guess 26
Hope I win!’!
13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
52
Forgot to put the number 50 is my guess
35!
3.14159
EDITOR: Robert! Choose again! Whole Numbers only!
72
42! The answer to everything.
85
42
UPDATED! WHOLE NUMBERS ONLY! NO DECIMALS! IF YOU’VE ENTERED A NUMER-POINT-SOMETHING – ENTER AGAIN!
Your first entry will be fed to the goats!
crap somone guess that one, then i’ll go for 69 hehe
11?
Heres a number between 0 and 100::::::::::::::::::::- ready? Here it is . one hundered zeros. 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
42
36
99
45!
#1
15
7
50?
37… definitely 37!
28
63
46
57
12
7 (Seven)
61
99
76
54 and 28 (sorry for not posting in person, there were no flights from Binder Park Zoo in Michigan to the BRI Headquarters).
WAH-wahhhh.
19
26
11
17
77
64
2.
31
42. When in doubt, go with the Answer.
–DJB
Eleventeen
23
1
38. Has to be! What else could it be??
2
72!
68
9
the number is 52
My guess is 33!
31
25
81
73?
it has to be the number worn by the two greatest hockey players of all time – bobby orr and myself – 4
61
The number is 26, which is BM on the keypad…
30
72
37
27
14
43
30 cause I will be 30 on the last day of the contest!!!!
36!
47
69
63 Thanks
33
Six
a.k.a. 6
A.k.a. VI.
Mmmm, akavi…
87
My guess is 30
74
52
19
33
56
49… Too many people have picked 2.
77
My favorite number: 98
81.
99
71.
94
I choose #59
39!! Of course! (Next time, wear the aluminum foil cap.)
23!
69
I say 76. That’s right….76. Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!
61
55!
66
I think it is 33.
69
Oh, crap…someone else said 69…so make that 26 .
73…
Was going to pick 33 but several others have, so 34.
28
1
85
83
Twenty Seven (27).
43!
29
26
52
63
5
68
38
72
I’m going to go with 11.
I will go with 12
84
70!
22
49
13
67
Number two. Duh!
77 – my husband’s favorite number.
1
84
86 please. Thank you.
27
37
48
29
88
How about a big # 2
71
58
57
1947643
2
67
7
42
I guess… 42
23
67
73
67
15
62!
26!
8
63
Gonna go with 93. Just because I can.
26
Twenty-five! …and my giraffe should be arriving in Ashland soon, to cast his vote. Thanks.
49 is mighty fine!
43
I guess 3… Schoolhouse Rock says its a magic number! Here’s hoping!
Great job Uncle John! Keep up the great work. My guess is 55.
1
5
57
56
17
42
79
96
The number is 67
90
The number is 70.
91
97
45
100
42, of course. Is there any other choice?
Imma say 6.
a perfect 12
33.
25.
23
59?
3
82
37
eleventy
87
67
13
68
59
5
26 for the PP edition
42
36!
Number # 18
26!
75 is the number I think Uncle John is guessing!!!
38
99
Crap have all the numbers been taken already?
72
72 on my mind
No wait 17
I’m going to take the 17, yes?
24…
73
57
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