Banned: Snake venom pizza

July 13, 2012

Another hard day's work at Bruno's Palace of Pizza & Death...

Dang it! We were just going to order some of theseA

Pizzas with a topping made of poisons from spiders, scorpions and snakes have been banned by health officials in Zurich, Switzerland.

Fed up chef Ismail Ertekin – who uses poisons from homeopathic remedies – protested: “Preservatives in foods are much more damaging than my poison pizzas.”

“They were really popular, especially with people who have a phobia of spiders or snakes. They used the pizza as a way to get over their fears,” he added.

Next week: Fed up chef Ismail Ertekin cures people of their fear of guns by shooting them! Doctors baffled at how well it works!

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