Squid “Impregnates” Woman’s Mouth

June 16, 2012

Ten out of ten dentists do not recommend this:

Here’s one not for the squeamish, from South Korea: A semi-cooked squid inseminated a woman’s mouth, according to a paper published in the Journal of Parasitology. After experiencing “severe pain in her oral cavity” when she bit into her seafood, the woman spit out her meal, but continued to feel a lingering “pricking” sensation.

Doctors found that the 63-year-old woman had “small, white spindle-shaped bug-like organisms” lodged  in the mucous membrane of her tongue, cheek and gums.

Despite having been boiled, the dead squid’s live spermatophores, or sperm sacks, were alive and penetrated the woman’s mouth.  The sacks, which contain ejaculatory devices, forcefully release sperm and a “cement” that attaches the sperm to a wall.

They go on to explain that Western-stye preparation of squid excludes the internal organs, so you needn’t worry about this happening to you. Maybe…

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6 Responses to “Squid “Impregnates” Woman’s Mouth”

  1. MarktheMan says:

    Fittingly, I just watched the original “Alien” last night…

  2. Thom says:

    Perfect.

  3. Bryan says:

    Hopefully, none took root in her throat….maybe….(cough) !

  4. Lolifox says:

    Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn. So call me, maybe?

  5. Dave says:

    I demand that she take the Miller light challenge: one has great taste, the other less filling.

  6. This site definitely has all the information and facts I wanted about this subject and didn’t know who to ask.










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