June is Bathroom Reading Month: Giveaway #8
June 12, 2012
The random winner of our 7th giveaway is: Kim R. CONGRATS!
Every weekday in June we will pick a random winner from the readers that answer our daily question on our blog. You must post your answer before midnight PST of that day. Winners will be picked the following morning and a new question will be posted.
Question #8
Would you please tell us your best knock knock joke?
P.S. Sorry if we scared your with our picture choice.
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Knock Knock
Who’s there
The Chicken
The Chicken Who
The chicken that finally crossed the road
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ach.
Ach who?
Gesundheit!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow
Interup …
MOO!
Knock Knock
Go Away!
…
(my little brother came up with this after he got tired of my knock-knock jokes
)
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in. We’ve been knocking.
I know a knock knock joke but you have to start it, ok?
“ok. Knock knock.”
Who’s there? (stare at you impatiently waiting for an answer).
That’s the joke.
I also know a joke about a cat! Wanna here it?
“Yes, yes I do!”
Just kitten.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Gia
Gia who?
Gia hope this one wins me a free book.
Knock, Knock.
Just leave the Uncle John Bathroom Reader on the porch and go away.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Madam
Madam who?
Madam foot is caught in the door!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ivory.
Ivory who?
I’ve returned to the place of my birth.
I was gonna tell the Interrupting Cow joke, but since it’s already posted:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock, Knock,
Come In!!!….
Puts an end to those who annoy you endlessly with knock, knock jokes
Knock, Knock……
Knock Knock….
KNOCK KNOCK!!!!!
Oh a sign..
“Door broken, please ring bell”
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
I eat mop
I eat mop who?
Ew, you eat your poo?
Absolutely hilarious!
knock knock…
who’s there?
amanda…
amanda who…
amanda hugankiss!!!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No no, it’s “to WHOM.”
knock knock
:):)
whos there?
joe
joe who?
joe mama!! lololol
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy corny jokes.
Not the best one out there, but it’s OK
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you as soon as you open up!
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
No, Who’s on First.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo-who?
I’m sorry I didn’t mean to make you cry!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Aubodon.
Aubodon who?
Aubodon an Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader for his birthday!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
It’s my new Bathroom Reader
Thanks
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
You’ve forgotten me already?
knock knock knock penny?
knock knock knock penny?
knock knock knock penny?
i know its not a knock knock joke but it makes me laugh everytime i hear it
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
The Alaska Knock-Knock jokes that I learned while traveling.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska another knock-knock joke.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Juneau.
Juneau who?
Juneau another knock knock joke?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nome.
Nome who?
Nome I don’t.
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Canoe
Canoe who ?
Canoe you please let me win !
Knock knock
who’s there?
boo.
boo who?
Dont cry its only a joke
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doris
Doris Who?
Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Whats up doc?
Whats up doc who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Whats up doc?
Whats up doc who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Arwen’t you gwad I goe wid of dat wascaly wabbit? (inseret Elmer Fudd laugh)
I have to give you props for that
I was literally laughing out loud!
Knock,knock
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo Who?
Cargo Beep Beep!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
[laughter]
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Scott!
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you??
Panda: “Knock Knock”
Person: “Who’s there?”
Panda: “Bamb”
Person: “Bamb who?”
Panda: “Yes, I would love some bamboo!”
Knock Knock
Who’s there… Wait, why is there no doorbell?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
The Gestapo.
The Gestapo who?
WE WILL BE ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
I play with mop
I Play with mop who?
You play with your poo? Eww…
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