June is Bathroom Reading Month: Giveaway #15
June 21, 2012
The random winner of our 14th giveaway is: Eileen K. CONGRATS!
Every weekday in June we will pick a random winner from the readers that answer our daily question on our blog. You must post your answer before midnight PST of that day. Winners will be picked the following morning and a new question will be posted.
Question #15
If you could be any animal, what animal would you be and why?
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If I could be any animal I would be a tiger. I would fight for everything I want, and be sure my family is safe. Much like I am as a human
I would be a domesticated cat. Why? Who has it better than the cat?
I would be house cat. Eat, sleep, play. No more, no less.
Turtle….long life span and HUGE…um…legs
I would like to be a robin – i would have a beautiful singing voice, a red breast, and i could fly!
I would be a gnu. For no reason in particular, other than the fact I like the word “gnu”.
an eagle, so i could soar hundreds/thousands of feet above beautiful landscapes.
I would be an albatross so I could fly everywhere and sleep mid-air.
A Black Panther, cause for one, they move majestically. They are fearless, and their eyes are so cool.
I think I would like to be a parrot…hang out all day…talk any way I want…and be annoying if I want…people clean up after me…sounds easy…my parrots seem to think so anyway!
I’d be a crazy nastyass Honey Badger, because he don’t care.
Lion because you dont have to do anything
A puppy, everyone loves puppies.
A freakin shark with freakin lasers on it’s back….. Why wouldn’t I? I could just ZAP my prey baby!!!!!
A dragon. Who wouldn’t want to be a dragon?
I’d be a liger because they are known for their skills in magic.
A tiger because they are strong and independent.
I’d be a dog. Nobody has it better than that! Free food, walks, and lots of love!
Orangutan. I think it would be cool to be any type of monkey or ape. I just like the way the orangutan looks though.
I’d be a house cat. Pampered, food and water is there, get to sleep all day, and spoiled rotten (gee, sort of like when I was a teenager living at home many years ago )
I’d be an eagle. They’re big. They’re beautiful. They eat meat. They can fly. I could go on.
I’d be my dog (except a boy) because that dog has it good. Run, play, eat, sleep. No taxes, no work, it’s all good
a blue whale so I can be abducted by the crew on the Enterprise and travel into the future and save mankind!
One of the big cats, a mountain lion perhaps. Sleek but powerful.
Dog. I get so much love from mine that I know they must really enjoy life.
Scooby doo can I have a Scooby Snack?
I would be an aye-aye, so I could be the only primate to find my food via echo-location.
A dung beetle. At least then I would be surprised by a poopy day.
A female dog… because I’ve heard that’s what life really is
In their minds:
Dogs: You feed me, shelter me, pick up after me, and take me to the vet when I’m ill, you must be God!
Cats: You feed me, shelter me, pick up after me, and take me to the vet when I’m ill, I must be God!
What they say:
Dogs: Woof woof, bark.
Cats: Meow. [Cat scratches owner] – “Die you dumb cat!” – [Gun shot, cat is silent]
But despite all of this, I would want to be something that could fly, like an eagle or something. Flying is cool. Like fezzes. And bowties. And glasses.
Giraffes:
I would want to be a giraffe due to their kicking powers, abnormally long tongues and height. Have you seen their kicking powers? Some rumors say that they can decapitate a lion, which is not completely true, but it sure will give the lion a reason to not attack. Their abnormally long tongues are purple, weird AND useful, to get those last leaves from the tree. Finally, their height would be useful to see their predators and get ready their nuclear weapons. They would never be unprepared for an attack. In conclusion, giraffes are the obvious and best choice for what animal one would want to be, which is why I picked it.
I would be a snow leopard! Powerful and gets to play in the snow all the time!
An “inside” dog. Don’t have to do anything all day except eat, sleep, and bark at the mailman. Besides, whenever I try to rub my rear on the floor, it hurts my back!!
Either a cat or a pot bellied pig. I mean, adorable.
Wolf. They are highly intelligent, caring animals. Very misunderstood.
A fox because that’s my namesake
A raven, so I could fly and play. They’re just awesome birds
An inside dog. They have cushy lives.
I would be a monkey, as I love them. I would love to be able to swing by my tail and just chill in the trees all day
love the ocean – - so either a whale or dolphin
a dog because they drink out of the throne the toilet hope i win im a huge fan of uncle johns
a honey badger
i would be a polar bear they are so big and white plus in some books they carry guns lol but i think it would be nice to be up in the cold i love the snow.
I would be my dog, she gets to do nothing all day and gets free room and board lol
grizzly bear. one of the coolest creatures on earth
meerkat because everyone says I act just like one
I would be a gnu so that when people asked me “What’s a gnu?”; I could reply, “Not much, what’s a gnu with you?”
I would be a fly on the wall. Think of all the inside info one could learn just walking around on the wall listening to personal conversations!! ANd to have something like 40 sided eyes and be able to see all around. And be fast enough to annoy most people when getting away!! But only as long as I could outrun the giant ass flyswatter or Mr. Miagi’s chopsticks!
It’s very interesting the picture you chose to post with this contest’s question, because I love elephants. I would love to be an African elephant, because of their size, strength, intelligence, & memory. They are the largest living land animals on the planet today and healthy adults have no natural predators. Plus they can communicate over long distances by producing and receiving low-frequency sound (infrasound), a sub-sonic rumbling, with a range of around 10 km!!! How cool is that???
All in all, I guess the best “animal” to be is Man.
I would be a clouded leopard. They are some of the rarest & most secretive big cats on earth. They are also amazing hunters & parents. To live on the snowy mountains meeting other animals only when they choose, yeah! I’d definately be a clouded leopard!! Purrrr…
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