Bear Grylls Sacked!
March 13, 2012
What?!? The Bear Grylls we’ve come to know and love wouldn’t take that! He’d rip one of his own bicuspids out, use it to remove one of his tibias, use the two to fashion a makeshift tomahawk—and hack his way out of that sack!
Bear Grylls sacked from Discovery Channel
Bear Grylls has been fired from the Discovery Channel.
The British television presenter began working with the network on TV series Man vs. Wild – where he is challenged to survive in difficult climates – in 2006, but following problems getting him to work on two unannounced projects, they have decided to terminate their contract with him.
Well then. He should still make that tomahawk. Could come in handy when dealing with bill collectors!
Best of luck, Mr. Grylls. We hope you get a new gig real soon. And please don’t hurt us:
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