Bear Grylls Sacked!

March 13, 2012

What?!? The Bear Grylls we’ve come to know and love wouldn’t take that! He’d rip one of his own bicuspids out, use it to remove one of his tibias, use the two to fashion a makeshift tomahawk—and hack his way out of that sack!

Oh, wait:

Bear Grylls sacked from Discovery Channel

Bear Grylls has been fired from the Discovery Channel.

The British television presenter began working with the network on TV series Man vs. Wild – where he is challenged to survive in difficult climates – in 2006, but following problems getting him to work on two unannounced projects, they have decided to terminate their contract with him.

Well then. He should still make that tomahawk. Could come in handy when dealing with bill collectors!

Best of luck, Mr. Grylls. We hope you get a new gig real soon. And please don’t hurt us:

Bear Grylls

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7 Responses to “Bear Grylls Sacked!”

  1. Kirstin says:

    I can’t stand this guy. I’m so happy the DC finally decided to fire him. He didn’t “survive” he went out into the wilderness, found any reason he could to drink his own pee, was unnecessarily cruel to the animals he encountered and cheated at everything he did. Les Stroud is a survivalist. Bear Grylls is a hack.

  2. randy says:

    DUAL SURVIVAL,all the way.cody lundin is a survival god

  3. AiXeLsyD13 says:

    My heart was broken when I saw this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UpSlpvb1is

    Les Stroud for the win!










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