Caption Contest: Winners Announced!
February 2, 2012
Update: Winners have been announced!
Who doesn’t like to win cool stuff? (Uncle John’s Uncle Frank, that’s who. Last we heard he was living in a cabin with no electricity or water in the Canadian Rockies. Winning free stuff would mean his whereabouts would be known. I think we’ve said enough.)
Where were we? Oh yeah—the person who makes the most custard-sneezingly hilarious caption for this photo…
…wins an Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader of their chooosing and…yes…the coveted UJBR T-shirt. (Not available anywhere but here as a prize! It’s almost cruel, isn’t it?!)
Behold:
Update: Winners have been announced!
Ain’t she a beauty?
Sample caption:
"Now let me tell about this little event we called 'Woodstock'"...
Ready set go…
You have until midnight Sunday, PST!
**** U.S. only! Sorry! It’s a legal department thing…
**** Pic from here. Thanks!
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“I thought the hair dryer would be my friend … I was wrong.”
I vaaaant to suck your bloooood!
Kill the gelfling!
“No! Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.”
Suddenly, Fluffy fixed me with the green and red-eyed Stare of Death, and I knew my time on her planet was about to end.
BREAKING HEADLINES!! Cat claims to be Batman’s distress signal shadow!
Cat claims, “I am the real hero of Gotham City”
“You think I look bad, wait’ll you see the litter box.”
I think that last hit of acid was a really bad idea!!
Da na na na na na na na photo negative Batcat!!!!
You can see in that cats eyes how excited for Christmas he is!!
“It seemed like a good idea…”
“Sorry…I can only tune in two pixels.”
“Ziggy Starkitty was not as popular as his namesake.”
If they say here kitty kitty one more time,I’ll show them Death kitty from Mars.
Wow this movie IS better in 3d
Yet another reason why you should spay or neuter your pets
I can see the TV show is in 3D, but this is cable. Why do I have to act like a pair of rabbit ear antennas?
Exactly what I was thinking! Great minds think alike!
“What the hell are you looking at?”
Proof that animal testing was involved in the creation of the stop light…
Funny…
If you think my impersonation of the Italian flag is good…stick around…I’m doing Canada’s next!
“Catswick chuckled silently with glee. His overly circuitous and (some would say) disturbing plan of de-earing Charles’ other pets, the rabbits, was ready to be set into motion. He would at last be the undisputed auricular mammal of this household. “maybe then Charles won’t be so weird about my creepy red eye”, Catswick thought as he calmly licked all the way up the inside of his leg, as cats so wantonly do. Then he listened. He listened intently…
Arggghh! I told you not to feed him after midnight! Oh wait…that’s just an ugly cat.
Now that Dr. Evil is dead and I’ve found the Rogaine, the world will feel the wrath of Mr. Bigglesworth!
When the resistance sent a terminator to protect John, it was decided that he should also have a kitty. (cue Terminator song)
What, this? Dropped some bad ‘nip with Timothy Leary, man.
You take the green eye, the story ends and you wake up in your litter box. You take the red eye, you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the mouse hole goes.
“yeah, those laser pointers are still annoying.”
One part Devil Cat, one part Snowy Owl.
I am Zoltar….the evil Christmas Gremlin!!! Bahahahaha!!!
“Hey man, ……….yyyyyyyyyyyoooooooouuuuu…. wwwwwwwwannnnnnnnt sommmmmmmmmmme ca–tnip?? It’s good stuff right hhheeeerrreee!”
To go or to stop?! It’s driving me crazy!
Mr Scott : Thank Heavens!
Mr. Spock: Mr. Scott, there was no deity involved. It was my cross-circuiting to B that recovered them.
Dr.McCoy: Well, then thank pitchforks and pointy ears.
“Why yes, I DO belong to Lady Gaga. Why do you ask?”
Tell me how fabulous I look! I am all ears.
I’ll never smoke catnip with Willie again
Do to recent budget cuts we will now be using cats for stop lights.
MUST…NOT…PUT…TAIL…IN…ELECTRICAL…OUTLET!
“Starscream to Primus: You aren’t playing with a full deck of cards.”
Colored contacs $20.00
Having fur done $45.00
Going as David Bowie from Labyrinth for the kitty costume party Priceless
“So after she died we cut corners and replaced her eyes with some Skittles cause it’s all we had around…”
Crack is Whack!!!!
it’s the cat the killed christmas!!
Da na na na na na, na na, Bat Cat!
A rare picture of the the Bi-polar Kitty
Don’t worry, I know, my nose lights up yellow.
“I knew I shouldn’t have stuck my claw in the socket…..”
He passionately purred (in a Spanish accent) …. “I know your left eye says ‘stop’, but your right eye tells me ‘go’”.
This is what happens when you crossbreed a cat and a rabbit under a traffic light.
Wow! These 3 D contacts make my ears look like they’re coming right out of the screen!
You know, I was this close to getting the role of the rabbit in Donnie Darko!
Deodorant. Get some.
Dang it! I knew that red-eye reduction feature was a piece of crap!
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Dang, I knew something would happen when they tried gene splicing a cat, and a traffic signal.
After numerous failed attempts at catching Jerry the Mouse, Tom the Cat was finally driven insane.
The portrait of Dorian Grey’s Cat.
“Let’s see, ‘one fish, two fish, red fish, green fi-’ that’s not right…..”
“Life isn’t weird…that just how I see it!”
“I have a social disorder, I have to go out every night, the one night I stay home and sleep i wake up like this.”…
Yoda’s cat as he is torn between the Dark and Light side of the Force.
Fluffy’s mug shot after he was caught snorting his catnip at a party.
“Fools! They called me maaaad!”
“But honey, you said you wanted a Christmas kitty!”
Posterboard for next broadway hit….CATS 3000.
“3D glasses are for the weak”
I guess Santa was right after all. Balding elves should never experiment with Rogaine.
Stop! Too muc h starch? No? ok GO!!
Joan Rivers reincarnated as a cat
…the same thing we do every night, Pinky, try to take over the world! Mwa ha ha!
“where is John Conner”
(terminator reference)
You thought Cylons only took human form? Now, Where’s my frakkin’ cheeseburger?!?!
Duuuude…what happened last night?
Which is port and which is starboard?
“Unlike those other guys, I don’t sparkle in the sun, baby…”
Just say “no” to catnip.
the winner of this game of red light green light gets eaten!
You fed him after midnight, didn’t you?
“I got some bad ideas in my head.” Travis Bickle: (Taxi Driver)
“Yeah, that bunny thing in ‘Donnie Darko’?”
“…I pwned him.”