“Alien Cathouse” Opening Soon
January 3, 2012
“Where no man has gone before” just became the worst joke in the world:
Have you ever dreamed of traveling to distant planets, meeting exotic alien women and having sex with them?
If so, you — and possibly Captain Kirk — are the target audience for brothel owner Dennis Hof’s newest Southern Nevada business venture.
The reality television star and outspoken sex merchant recently bought a rundown bordello 90 miles northwest of Las Vegas and unveiled plans to renovate and reopen it with a science fiction theme.
He is calling it Alien Cathouse and promising “girls from another world.”
We’re guessing this will be a popular request. Or maybe this?
* We really don’t want to, but we are compelled by the Laws of Weirdness and General Creepitude to finish this post by noting – with no further comment – that the linked story ends with this paragraph:
“There are times he still scares my diaper off,” Flint said, “but he has a stamina that’s hard for me to believe.”
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I’ve always had a thing for Cardassian women myself.
Well, there ya go…