Archive for June, 2011

June 30, 2011

“3 students die after being hypnotized by principal”

Man, there has been a whole lot of weird out there lately, but this has to be close to the peak:

Three Florida high school students are dead after being hypnotized by their school principal in Sarasota County, one in a car accident and two by suicide. Principal George Kenney is believed to have hypnotized up to 75 people, including students, members of the school staff and their children. Sarasota County School District officials repeatedly warned Kenney to stop the practice, which the principal insists was only done in the interest of helping students to be motivated and focused on school work and sports.

ABC’s video on the story:

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June 29, 2011

Report: “To Catch a Predator” Host Caught on Camera…

…cheating on wife?

He’s made his name with a controversial show that catches would-be internet sex perverts in televised stings.

But now Chris Hansen has found himself on the receiving end of his own hidden camera tactics, after the married NBC anchor was secretly filmed on an illicit date with a blonde television reporter 20 years his junior.

File this under “Life Imitates Art Naughty Naughty…”

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June 29, 2011

Nirvana: Early Footage

The kids were alright:

Nirvana live in 1988 Doing the song “Mr. Mustache” in a basement before they were big. Priceless! – Kurt Cobain, Krist Novoselic & drummer Chad Channing. Dec 1988 Aberdeen WA. (This is before drummer Dave Grohl joined the band.)

There seems to be a few videos out there claiming to be the “earliest” known. Here’s another:

We’re going to be scouring the internets for very early footage of some of the great acts of several eras over the coming months. Any ideas you’d like to add?

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June 28, 2011

Playing Now: Mets Hit 2 Grand Slams in 2 Innings [updates]

Go for three!

After not hitting ANY for almost two years—a Mets franchise record. The GSs were by Jason Bay and Carlos Beltran. Wow.

Oh, baseball.

(You can follow the progress here as well. We’ll update if anything special happens.)

Update: It’s not quite on par with Fernando Tatis hitting two grand slams himself…in one inning. (I actually watched that game!) But still.

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June 27, 2011

The Hug Yourself Vest

If you’ve always wondered what it was like to be hugged…well, we’re sorry. We’re just sorry.

Best moment comes 20 seconds in, when a very smiley young man says, “It feels as if I’m hugging a hot girlfriend.”

“Feels as if” never meant so much.

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June 26, 2011

Death in Music Festival Porta-Pottie

And not just anybody:

A CLOSE friend of the British prime minister has been found dead in a portable toilet at one of the country’s leading music festivals.

Christopher Shale died in unexplained circumstances in the VIP area of the Glastonbury Festival, an entertainment extravaganza that’s one of the fixtures of Britain’s music calendar.

Just rotten news for the Glastonbury Festival. Sincere condolences to the friends and family of Christopher Shale.

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June 26, 2011

Bathroom Fails

Some of these are almost too dumb to be true – but you just never know!

Go ahead…we won’t peek!

Don’t ask him what he wipes with that roll…

The acoustics in here are wonderful!

And our favorite, the redneck throne. (Uncle John is sooo jealous.):

Many more over at Funnny or Die.

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June 24, 2011

RIP Peter Falk [update]

Well, dang. The one and only Peter Falk has thrown the rumpled coat into the Peugeot and trundled off into the sunset:

The best way to celebrate Peter Falk’s life is to savor how Columbo, his signature character, fortified our lives.

Thanks to Falk’s affectionately genuine portrayal, Lt. Columbo established himself for all time as a champion of any viewer who ever felt less than graceful, elegant or well-spoken.

Falk died Thursday at age 83 in his Beverly Hills, Calif., home, according to a statement released Friday by family friend Larry Larson. But Columbo lives on as the shining ideal of anyone with a smudge on his tie, whose car isn’t the sportiest, who often seems clueless, who gets dissed by fancy people.

Well said.

Thanks for the memories, Peter Falk, and for all the great roles (Wings of Desire and Tune in Tomorrrow come to mind quickly). Sincere condolences to family and friends from all of us here at the BRI.

Update: Columbo’s favorite Columbos.

And some of Falk’s wonderful drawings.

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June 23, 2011

WINNING Bathroom Sign

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June 22, 2011

Fans 1, Refs 0

The game was boring; the fans were hilarious:

 

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