Boogers! Caption Contest Winner…
May 31, 2011
It’s not often you get to say you picked a winner in a Boogers! caption contest—but we’re lucky like that.
Your job in this contest was to caption this photo:
Ladies and geeeee-entlemen, the winner of the latest Uncle John’s Bathrom Reader caption contest, and recipient of the UJBR publication of his or her cchoosing, is…
Warren Mills
For his caption
I don’t care how well the ball game is coming in when I hold this pose, we still need to get a regular antenna!
And Uncle John remembers standing just like that for hours on family camping trips! (I mean everyone takes TVs on camping trips, right?) Congratulations, Warren, and thanks for playing. We’ll be in touch shortly. And thanks to everybody else, too.
Honorable mention goes to: Mike Holmes, for this:
im trying to watch the damn hockey game but i keep thinking about how the hell someone would make this funny. Good work uncle john.
Funny. You don’t know how close that was to winning.
Oh, and to Don Yerger, too, for getting creative. Thanks, both of you.












Congrats, Warren!
Congratulations Warren – I guess I’ll have to break down and use my own money to buy my next Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader…