Archive for February, 2011

February 28, 2011

The Last Soldier

It’s a poignant but largely overlooked moment in a nation’s history when the very last soldier from a long-gone war dies. World War One might as well be the War of the Roses, or maybe the Punic Wars, for what it evokes in a very large portion of the American populace, but to a smaller and steadily-shrinking portion, it was a very real war, one that brings memories of real horrors, real tears, real despair, real pride, real joy, and all the other myriad emotions that accompany all wars.

In the summer of 1917, one of those Americans was a young man/boy named Frank Woodruff Buckles. Frank was a farm boy, from the tiny Corn Belt town of Bethany, in northern Missouri. He was just 16 years old, and like so many young men and boys of his era, he wanted to join the millions of American men who had gone to fight in “The War To End All Wars.” America’s involvement in that war was just four months old in August 1917, but it had been raging for more than three years, and throughout those years Americans had heard news story after chilling news story about the horrors going on across the Atlantic: the prolonged agony that was trench warfare; the unimaginable terror of mustard gas; and almost unbelievable tales of single battles waged by armies of millions, where tens of thousands of soldiers died in just days, and hundreds of thousands—hundreds of thousands—perished in the course of just a few months.

Still, Frank wanted to go. He tried the Marines first, lying, telling them he was 18, not 16. They wouldn’t take him. He tried the Army. No luck. He tried the Marines again, then the Navy, then the Army again. No luck again. But he kept trying:

I was just 16 and didn’t look a day older. I confess to you that I lied to more than one recruiter. I gave them my solemn word that I was 18, but I’d left my birth certificate back home in the family Bible. They’d take one look at me and laugh and tell me to go home before my mother noticed I was gone. Somehow I got the idea that telling an even bigger whopper was the way to go. So I told the next recruiter that I was 21 and darned if he didn’t sign me up on the spot! I enlisted in the Army on 14 August 1917.

His whopper having worked, 16-year-old Private Frank Buckles was shipped to England in December 1917. He was assigned to work as a motorcycle driver, shuffling officers here and there. That was not what he had signed up for:

I let any person who had any influence at all know that I wanted to go to France.

France was where the big fighting was, and Frank wanted to be part of it. He finally got his wish in mid-1918, and was eventually promoted to the rank of Corporal along the way, but still never got into the fight, and the war ended five months later, in November 1918. Frank spent several more months in Europe, escorting German POWs back to Germany, and in 1920 he finally went back home, at the ripe old age of 18. That was 91 years ago.

Frank Buckles died on Sunday, on his farm in West Virginia. He was 110 years old, and he was the very last living American veteran of World War One.

So long, Frank Buckles. Thanks for being who you were, for doing what you did, and for living so dang long so we could hear about it all. Our deepest condolences to your family and your friends.

A final thought from author Richard Rubin, who wrote about this moment in history on Veterans Day in 2007:

It’s hard for anyone, I imagine, to say for certain what it is that we will lose when Frank Buckles dies. It’s not that World War I will then become history; it’s been history for a long time now. But it will become a different kind of history, the kind we can’t quite touch anymore, the kind that will, from that point on, always be just beyond our grasp somehow. We can’t stop that from happening. But we should, at least, take notice of it.

P.S. Frank had more than a few adventures left in him after the Great War, including a long stay in a Japanese POW camp during the next “great” war. You can read about them at the links in the story. And he seemed like a funny bugger, too: When asked once about the secret of his long life, he answered, ”When you start to die, don’t.”

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February 25, 2011

Incredible Hi-res Movies of Sun Flare

This is going to blow your mind wide open. Really. We’re not kidding. Here’s a simple still image that’s breathtaking by itself (click to en-huge-in):

Now go to the sight and click on the movies below the image. Like this one. Give the movie time to load, and watch the whole thing. It is just astonishing.

Brought to you by our very own NASA, via the baddest-a** astronomer in the business, Mr. Phil Plait.

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February 25, 2011

New York Quotes Needed

One of our writers is working on a series of quotes heard on the streets of New York for our upcoming New York themed book. Since we are on the West Coast, we simply couldn’t afford to send one of our team members to NYC to stand on a street corner and jot down notes for the whole weekend.

So, we need your help. Send us the funniest, most amazing quotes heard on the streets of New York. Feel free to post the quotes here/on Facebook/through Twitter, or email us. You never know, it might end up in the next book.

Thanks in advance for being a BRI correspondent.

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February 24, 2011

Stars That Perform For Dictators

When we heard yesterday that stars like Usher and Beyonce once performed for Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi—we should have done this story! But we didn’t, and now MSNBC gets all the glory. Dang!

The list will surprise—and possibly disgust—you.

We’ll update this if we find any other stars that have done the same.

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February 24, 2011

Holy Cow, Russia!

Can you believe what happened in Russia last night? Amazing! Please spread the word about this! Too much:

В борьбе за лучший кадр с Путиным французский журналист укусил корреспондента журнала «Итоги»

В четверг во время совместного заседания правительства России и комиссии Евросоюза, на котором выступал премьер-министр Владимир Путин, один из французских журналистов укусил за руку российского корреспондента, фотографа журнала «Итоги» Владимира Новикова, сообщает корреспондент «Интерфакса».

«Вам смешно, а мне теперь придется уколы от бешенства ставить», – сказал по этому поводу российский журналист.

Unbelievable! We CANNOT believe this happened!

Spread the word! Everyone should know about this!

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February 23, 2011

The (Recycled) Art of War

Mana the Magnificent found this very cool link to a story about an American soldier in Afghanistan, and what he does in his spare time. This is what he does:

Private First Class Rupert Valero is currently stationed at Khandahar, Afghanistan, and to fill his spare time, he builds toys out of recycled materials. They capture a wonderful mix of imagination, whimsy, and craftiness, and they rank way up there with awesome upcycled goods.

The toys are made from all kinds of materials, with the limbs usually made from caps from water bottles. They’re about six inches tall, and the limbs are fully moveable.

Here’s an interview with Valero here. Excerpt:

When we are outside the wire, and interact with the Afghan locals, I take some of my little creations, and you see the eyes open wide on these little kids. I think I put in my humble talent to some use if it means winning hearts and minds of the Afghan people.

And here’s a huge gallery of his work on his Flicker page.

And: We sent PFC Valero a message on his Facebook page and asked his permission to tell his story and use his images here on our blog. He got back to us this morning—on a break from his very hard work in Afghanistan—and said he’d be honored. Our heartfelt appreciation to him. (And we’re sending a book or two as soon as we get his address.)

Here’s some more images of his work:

My personal favorite out of these: Dr. Pepper Man. Very scary. Please list your preferences below.

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February 21, 2011

Rubber Ducky Armada Update

Because who doesn’t need a rubber ducky armada update?

In Uncle John’s Creature Feature Bathroom Reader we told you the tale of the cargo container full of rubber bath toys in the shape of turtles, frogs, beavers, and, of course, ducks, that went overboard in the North Pacific Ocean in 1992, and how those bath toys became the stuff of legend as they traveled the ocean currents around the globe, some of them landing here and there, allowing people to keep track of their progress.

Well now we hear this wonderful story, about Donovan Hohn, a Manhattan teacher who just couldnt’ get enough off that story, so he went out, researched it, and wrote a whole dang book about it—Moby-Duck: An Ocean Odyssey: The True Story of 28,800 Bath Toys Lost at Sea and of the Beachcombers, Oceanographers, Environmentalists, and Fools, Including the Author, Who Went in Search of Them.

We here at the BRI support such foolish-seeming enterprises—we’re pretty sure Mr. Hohn’s mother said to him, as Uncle John’s own mother said to him so many times, “This you call work?”—and give Mr. Hohn an Uncle John’s salute for undertaking it. Huzzah!

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February 21, 2011

Oscar Promotion

We at the BRI are gearing up for the Oscars. So, for the next week Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Plunges into Hollywood is an extra 20% off the BRI price through our website. Use coupon code “OSCAR11″ before February 27 at checkout. Enjoy!

We will be holding special promotions on Facebook page, so make sure to “Like” our page and tell your friends to follow us for exclusive deals.

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February 17, 2011

Breakiest Breaking William Shatner News EVAH!

King of TV William Shatner just tweeted, 5 minutes ago:

I’m about to drive cross-country with my wife Elizabeth and I’m going to film it. My best, Bill

Have a great trip, Bill! Come on over to Uncle John’s house with the home videos when you get home!

This has been another episode of “Breakiest Breaking William Shatner News EVAH!”

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February 17, 2011

Coca-Cola Secret Recipe Revealed?

Ira Glass thinks so:

“Now one of America’s most celebrated radio broadcasters claims to have discovered the Coke secret. Ira Glass, presenter of the public radio institution This American Life, says he has tracked down a copy of the recipe, the original of which is still supposedly held in a burglar-proof vault at the Sun Trust bank in Atlanta, Georgia.

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Glass came across a recipe that he believes is the secret formula in a back issue of Pemberton’s local paper, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, while he was researching an entirely different story. Tucked away on an inside page of the 8 February 1979 edition, he stumbled on an article that claimed to have uncovered the closely guarded 7x formula.

The column was based on an old leather-bound notebook that belonged to Pemberton’s best friend and fellow Atlanta chemist, RR Evans. Glass was intrigued and, after some digging, found the notebook had been handed down the generations until it reached a chemist in Georgia called Everett Beal, whose widow still possesses it.”

The article points out that the story of the original “secret recipe” is largely concocted, as the recipe has changed many times since it was first developed in 1886. (No more cocaine, for instance.)

But they do print the recipe, and we’ve got the ingredient list right here, if you want to try to make some at home. (All the ingredients, even the “extract of coca,” are available online, says the story at This American Life. And they have many more tips if you’re actually going to try to make it.) Good luck!

The ingredients:

Fluid extract of coca: 3 drams USP

Citric acid: 3 oz

Caffeine: 1 oz

Sugar: 30 (unclear quantity, possibly pounds)

Water: 2.5 gallons

Lime juice: 2 pints, 1 quart

Vanilla: 1 oz

Caramel: 1.5 oz or more to colour

Into every five gallons of syrup, add 2oz of the following seven-part flavouring:

Alcohol: 8 oz

Orange oil: 20 drops

Lemon oil: 30 drops

Nutmeg oil: 10 drops

Coriander oil : 5 drops

Neroli oil: 10 drops

Cinnamon oil: 10 drops

You can learn more about the history of Coca-Cola, in “The Cola Wars,” in The Best of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader (page 506).

Now here’s a photo of a lady who looks like she had a wee bit too much of the early Coca-Cola:

"If you stare into my eyes you can hear the ocean."

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