Caption Contest!
January 4, 2011
It’s time for the first UJBR Caption Contest of the brand new year. Put on your most clever and hilarious thinking cap and tell us what this penguin is saying to his penguin friend:
Spread the word! Face your Friends! Tweek your Twitterers! Enter up to five times yourself!
Keep it family friendly—we’re an all-ages organization here, as you know. Entries can be submitted here, or on our Facebook or Twitter pages, until midnight, Friday, January 7. Winner, as judged by our panel of penguinologists from the University of Upper Antarctica (or the BRI staff, whichever one answers the phone first…), gets an Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader of their choosing!
Good luck!
Caption example:
Dude. I told you it was the potty hole.
Photo courtesy of the good folks at the National Science Foundation’s US Antarctic Program.
Honey, you left the seat up again.
See what happens when you warm up the ice? You should have gone back at the house.
We’re not impressed that you’ve joined the Polar Bear Club.
come on guys give me back my TUX!!!
“You stupid ice-hole!”
I can’t believe you actually thought that was a fish!
“Bubba, we told you, more treadmill, less blubber….”
“They all said you were digging your own grave…”
“I can’t stop tapping!”
” hurry up your hogging the pool “
“I’d like a tall non-fat latte with a shot of sardine.”
Showoff
(Laughing hysterically) No, I don’t think anyone saw….
Oh man! I forgot my “Uncle John’s” I’ll have to waddle back to get it!
…It puts the lotion on its hands…
If I got to choose a winner, you’d totally win. Just laughed right out loud at my desk!! Twisted.
Thanks, man! I have pages and pages of mad comedy on Facebook!
When you invited me to join you in the hot tub, this wasn’t exactly what I expected!
Five more feet of ice and gravel and we’re out, sir!
Phil Penguin takes his position ready to dive in and start the most anticipated event of this year’s winter olympics…the 2 yard freestyle.
” I know it’s ‘technically’ water, Bob, but you still can’t swim in snow.”
They we were not kidding that the ice is melting fast.
Keep peckin away! The hole is almost big enough for all of us.
You find the auger you dropped yet?
I told you to get off the ice when you have a high fever.
It’s OK, guys. It’s just a Baby Ruth Bar.
“No this isn’t as exciting as the mine rescue in Chile”
“Don’t flush!!!”
There ain’t no fish in here!
Dude, you really shouldn’t have added those jalapenos to your nachos!
Dude! I TOLD you we CAN’T fly! Now look at the hole you made in the floor!
Okay listen up, we will circle the hole with peas, when the polar bear comes to take a pea we will kick him in the icehole.
Why are you trying to dig to China?
” He says it’s only a candy bar but I’m not sure I believe him”
I know I need the fish, but I’m not going in there after HIM!…
Guys! I cant swim!
Junior, I told you to stop playing around there. Eventually, you’d fall in.
Ohhh… so THAT’S where you’ve been hiding!! My turn! You go count.
That’s the tenth time you’ve fallen in there, this week.
It all starts with the doggie paddle. Once you manage that, you can start swimming in the open waters.
But does your mouth feel clean?!
You see Larry, there’s a difference between peeing in a pool, and peeing in to a pool.
Would you hurry up, I can’t hold any longer.
Would you hurry up, I can’t hold it any longer
the hell are you doin?
Urine—Ur out hurry it up there is a line forming!!!!!
Did someone forget to flush?
Honey I told you that size matters when it comes to having the neighbors over!
When exactly were you planning to give me my turn?
Location, location, location – I told you to look in a quieter neighbourhood. We can’t don anything without the neighbours watching!
I told you to make a right turn at the iceberg, and now look what you have done!
(Global Warming causes ice-holes)
* The Penguins mumbling in the background * “What’s black & white and black & white and black & white and wet?” That penguin
Today we lay to rest …. Wait a minute, am I being punked?