Caption Contest!
January 4, 2011
It’s time for the first UJBR Caption Contest of the brand new year. Put on your most clever and hilarious thinking cap and tell us what this penguin is saying to his penguin friend:
Spread the word! Face your Friends! Tweek your Twitterers! Enter up to five times yourself!
Keep it family friendly—we’re an all-ages organization here, as you know. Entries can be submitted here, or on our Facebook or Twitter pages, until midnight, Friday, January 7. Winner, as judged by our panel of penguinologists from the University of Upper Antarctica (or the BRI staff, whichever one answers the phone first…), gets an Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader of their choosing!
Good luck!
Caption example:
Dude. I told you it was the potty hole.
Photo courtesy of the good folks at the National Science Foundation’s US Antarctic Program.
“Yes it’s true. The water does go the opposite way after flushing here in the South Pole”
“Orca? What orca? I don’t see any or….”
Where are the Peas? when the polar bear comes to take a pea, then you kick him in the ice hole.
“this is why you shouldnt wait until January to try and lose weight!!!”
“for the last time, I did NOT pee in the pool”
Keep digging, pretty soon you’ll get to…well, the North Pole where a giant polar bear will devour you.
They are starting to stare! Cover it! We’ll escape tonight!
Of all the pee holes in the world you had to fall into mine!!!
“Dude, whatever you do… DON’T FLUSH!”
The Arctic Witch Trials were a dark time in penguin history until it was finally discovered that they ALL float.
Next time, I’m gonna cover the hole when i remove the portapotty.
Oh wait…you said to make the caption what the penguin is saying…
“He floats…A WITCH!!!!”
JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!