New Release: Uncle John’s Heavy Duty Bathroom Reader
October 26, 2010
We’ve gotten word from many of our fans that they have already received their copy of our brand spankin’ new Big John: Uncle John’s Heavy Duty Bathroom Reader. I guess it pays to pre-order sometimes.
So, even though this may be old news to some, here is our official announcement for the release of the book. You can now purchase it online at our store, as well as other retailers. Done!
Just kidding…Let us tell you a little about the title:
Uncle John’s Heaver Duty Bathroom Reader
Prepare to be amazed by the Smartening Power Technology of Uncle John’s 23rd ALL-NEW edition! Just a few HEAVY DUTY doses will show you why the BRI is your go-to source for history, blunders, humor, facts, wordplay, and more. As always, there are plenty of quick reads for the reader on the go, medium articles for a regular stay, and some extended pieces for those leg-numbing visits. Read all about:
• The Secret Life of Ants
• The Story of the Magic 8-Ball
• The History of the Office Cubicle
• The Physics of Breakfast Cereal
• How to Speak Dog
• The Madden Curse
• Gross Cocktails
….and much, much more!
WARNING: This book may make you smarter than everyone you know.
P.S. In the next week, we will give you more information on our upcoming sale at the store. The sale starts on November 1 (a week from today!). Just in time for you all to stock up for the holidays.
Can’t wait to feel the foaming action of knowledge in the walls of my brains.
Can’t wait…what’s going to be next…the “Fececiously Flamboyant” 24th edition? Got to say, though, that the prices are making so I can only pick it up already soiled…er…pre-read.
sweet a new Bathroom reader now I can crap in comfort
“Heaver Duty” Bathroom Reader? If I’m heaving, I’m hardly in a position to read!
In your latest edition, you have a blurb regarding Matthew McConaughey under your “Celeb’s Good Deeds”. Well I am the person that Mr. McConaughey “brought back from the dead”! Please note that at no time did my heart stop, nor did I have a seizure! I was dehydrated and fainted. I’ve had a lot of fun with this 15min of fame in my life, however, I would like the facts straight so as not to continue upsetting my family! Please correct this for any future editions of your publication.