Toilet Paper News

August 31, 2010

Because you can’t get good toilet paper news just anywhere.

• Interesting toilet paper holders.

• The toilet paper wedding dress. (I do. Eww.)

• Newark, New Jersey mayor: No toilet paper for city offices. (Read it and wipe weep.)

• One more thing to do at work that’s not work!

• Say hello to my two-ply friend!

• Toilet papers of the rich and stupid.

• And finally: What your toilet paper does during a tornado:

HUGO, Minnesota – As residents in Hugo begin to move on from last week’s tornado, some say they noticed a few bizarre things amid all the damage. Jason Akins said the twister unwound a roll of toilet paper in his bathroom — draped it across the countertop, then rewound it in the sink. The toilet paper didn’t even rip.

“All I could say was, ‘You have got to be kidding me,’” Akins recalled.