Archive for July, 2010

July 30, 2010

Thank You, C-SPAN

Have you ever found yourself thinking, “Dang, it sure is a good thing that we have C-SPAN”? Well, it’s a good thing to remember that before 1979 we didn’t have anything like it—and it took one person, Brian Lamb, a lot of work over a lot of years to get it on the air. We wrote about it in Uncle John’s Triumphant 20th Bathroom Reader (page 243). Here’s an excerpt:

Mr. Lamb goes to Washington
During the Vietnam War, a young navy lieutenant from Indiana named Brian Lamb was assigned to the Pentagon press office to report troop deaths to the media. The amount of information either omitted or censored in order to paint a rosier picture of the war appalled him. “The government lied to us,” he later recalled. “We just weren’t getting the straight scoop.”

During that time, Lamb also served as an aide in the Johnson White House. Once again he saw a huge gap between what the American people knew and what was really happening. “I got a firsthand education about how the media interacts with the government, and it led me to think that there could be a better way.”

That better way was a news outlet that would report what was happening in politics—with two major differences: 1) no censorship from government; and 2) no commentary from media pundits.

Finding an In
Over the next decade, as Lamb worked in various television and political jobs, he tried to drum up support for a news channel that showed gavel-to-gavel coverage of Congress. Although many people agreed that it was a good idea, it wasn’t feasible. Why? The Big Three networks had cornered the market on delivering the news to the masses. And besides, all-day congressional debate wasn’t exactly something the public was clamoring for. But then in the late 1970s, cable TV hit the scene. That changed everything. [...]

America’s Network of Record
On March 19, 1979, the Cable-Satellite Public Affairs Network, or C-SPAN, with a staff of four, began cablecasting the United States House of Representatives daily proceedings (gavel-to-gavel and without commentary) to 3.5 million households. At first it only aired from 8:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. on weekdays, but soon switched to 24-hour coverage, replaying the day’s events in primetime. In 1980 C-SPAN added a call-in feature to give people the opportunity to ask politicians direct questions. This was the first large-scale avenue for regular citizens to speak directly to their political representatives. That year C-SPAN also received its first of many Cable Ace Awards. By 1984 it was covering every political event to which it had access, and really made its mark during the presidential campaign. While the Big Three covered the highlights, C-SPAN broadcast every minute of the Iowa caucus and both the Republican and Democratic national conventions. [...]

What’s on C-Span?
Think it’s just long-winded politicians speaking into microphones on the House floor? Well, most of it is, but you can also find:
• International flair: The often-lively proceedings of the Parliaments of the United Kingdom and Canada.
• State funerals: Every big funeral from Richard Nixon to Rosa Parks. “Our coverage of funerals is very popular,” boasts Lamb.
• Political goofs: Regular C-SPAN viewers see their fair share of questionable political gestures and slips of the tongue. For example, in July 2006, Senator Joe Biden of Delaware said on camera that “you cannot go into a Dunkin’ Donuts or a 7-Eleven unless you have a slight Indian accent.” (He later said it was a compliment.) And in July 2007, Senator Bill Nelson of Florida said on the Senate floor, “Certainly, all the intercourse that I had as a military officer was the best. But that was not the case for a lot of our returning soldiers.” (He was talking about how he was treated by the public after returning home from Vietnam. We think.)

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July 28, 2010

RIP: John Callahan

He wasn’t for everyone, but we sure liked him.

“John Callahan, a quadriplegic, alcoholic cartoonist whose work in newspapers and magazines made irreverent, impolitic sport of people with disabilities and diseases and those who would pity and condescend to them, died Saturday in Portland, Ore. He was 59 and lived in Portland.”

Here’s his Web site. It actually has a section titled “Free Animations,” and visitors are invited to take one or more, asking only that you provide a link back to the site in exchange. What a guy. Here’s a fairly mellow one that’ll give you a bit of an idea what John Callahan was all about:

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July 27, 2010

San Diego Comic-Con Round-Up

This is Secret Agent M reporting. Comic-Con is officially over. Beside more pictures of great costumes and booths, below you will find highlights of the induction of Sylvester Stallone to the Action Hero Hall of Fame, the annual Zombie Walk, and SYFY/EW’s red carpet event. For those who followed all the Comic-Con news, I was no where near Hall H and know nothing about the guy who stabbed the other guy in the eye because he was sitting too close to him at a panel.

Now to the fun stuff:

Whiplash from Iron Man.

Joker from “The Killing Joke” and Harley Quinn.

Drew Struzan: Movie poster artist of Harry Potter, Star Wars, and Indiana Jones fame.

The Bionic Woman!

Pac-Man and Ghosts

HAHA! Totally in character.

Here are a couple of pictures of the Marvel booth (for Dan…).

Fertility Idol from Indiana Jones

No explanation needed.

All the trolley signs in downtown San Diego were translated into Klingon for the weekend.

Annual Zombie Walk started with a choreographed show of Thriller. Here is a little snippet.

….and then the walk….

On to some celebrity sightings at the SYFY/EW red carpet event.

Joss Whedon just announced he is writing and directing the new Avenger’s movie.

But, the highlight of the weekend was attending the IGN/The Expendables party at the Hard Rock and watching Sylvester Stallone get inducted into the the Action Hero Hall of Fame. Sorry for the awful picture.

Well, that’s it for me. I had lots of fun and hope to be back again next year.

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July 23, 2010

San Diego Comic-Con Photostream – Day 2 [Updated through the day]

We’re back! And super secret agent M is back at San Diego Comic-Con taking photos of all the sites. Day 1 was big fun – so on to Day 2:

Comic-con t-shirts

He-Man!

Spiderman!

The Ghostbusters!

Brains…brains…

Tron!

It’s Data! Mr. Brent Spiner!

And proof that we’re there: Our very own BRI secret agent, Mana M

Thanks for all the hard work, Mana! (She even got yelled at for taking pix of Data. Not by Data, though—but his Klingon bodyguards…) And there’s still more to come!

Captains America!

Mana M said she has “no clue” who these people are. We’re pretty sure she’s trying to hide the fact that this is her family…

R2-D2!

Super Mario…and Inigo Montoya. (“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to be hit with this hammer.”)

No soup for you!

We don’t know.

Predators. And a young Shrek.

A friend of the BRI

District 9 – the weapons

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July 22, 2010

San Diego Comic-Con: Photostream

The world’s premier comic book convention is going on right now in San Diego – and we have a BRI agent there taking photos of the fantastic sites. We’re going to be adding photos to this post throughout the day; should be a blast.

Let’s get things rolling with the first image, just sent to me via the marvelous Mana’s mobile:

Iron Man bad guy?

Sailor Moon!

Toy Story—in Legos

Mana insists these are actual people—they’re not in constume

The real Chewbacca!!! Peter Mayhew!

Pokémon and friends

We just don’t know

Batman and…Amelia Earhardt?

The Huntress and Girl Robin

The actual car from Ghostbusters!

Green Lantern Girl and…that guy

Alice and the Mad Hatter

The Green Hornet’s car

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July 21, 2010

Caption Contest Winners!

Thanks everyone for making us laugh for five days straight. As promised, we have randomly selected a winner:

Kimberly:
I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never, never, never let you know it was your man cause I’m THE woman
Enjoli!

We also couldn’t resist surprising you all and picking two of our favorites to win a book of their choice too.

Shane:
A failed experiment from Lady Gaga’s plain gothic look collection.

Rachel L.:
“This one time, at band camp”…

Kimberly, Shane, and Rachel: Email us at “unclejohnsbathroomreader (at) gmail (dot) com” with you address and the book of your choice.

Below is our list of all honorable mentions. Hope you enjoy them as much as we did:

Troy Hughes:
I……(heavy breathing)…..told ………you…….already………..I……….don’t………….know………..Freebird

Lara:
I’m Lizzie Borden and here is my song….

Brogan J.:
“Wanna hear me sing Wonderwall?”

Crow Bite:
Single White Female: The Homestead Years

james:
Album cover for the mason family nursery rhyme record

Brad B.:
This is my Jonathan Papelbon look.

cott:
“Here’s a little song about faaaava beans and chianti…….”

Aaron W.:
“All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.”

Jeffy:
My next little ditty is called “I Only Have Eyes for You, my Cow and my Tractor”

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July 15, 2010

Contest: Caption That Scary Old Photo

7-21-10: Winners announced! Please see next post up.

Okay, I put this up last night, but let’s make it into a contest now.

We were stumbling through the internets this afternoon when we came across an article on mandolins…with this photo:

We don’t know about you—but it scared the monkey-poodles out of us.

Submit a caption for the photo—and next week we’ll do a drawing of all the entries. Winner gets an Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader of their choice.

Our sample caption:

I just ate a kitten. Here’s a song about that.

Provide you own caption in the comments. And good luck!

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July 14, 2010

Rare 90-Year-Old Tree Flowers for the First Time

Very cool story from the wild world of, well, the Wild:

One rare tree specimen in Ireland is proving that it’s never too late to try something new. Some 90 years after being planted on an estate outside of Belfast, a Goat Horn Trees [sic], native to China, is flowering its pale, aromatic blossoms for the very first time ever. Sadly though, it’s attempt to find another tree with which to reproduce will likely be in vain as there’s only one more like it in the whole country.

Sad little tree.

Here’s some more information on Carrierea calycinea, and a nice pic of the tree’s flowers:

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July 12, 2010

Announcing the Bathroom Reading Month Scavenger Hunt Winners!!!

Dear brave souls that participated in our scavenger hunt:

We thank you all for taking the time to research, take pictures, and get creative with each of our clues. Over the next couple of weeks, we will share some of the awesome pictures/answers with you all. As promised, the winners have been picked and notified. And…here they are:

Grand-prize winner (iPad):
Anna Harmon

Runner Ups (10 signed Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers):
Mary Jane Crewe
Brian Breslin
James King

Here are the answers to each of the clues:

  1. Take a picture of your bathroom.
    Answer: Varies
  2. Send us the headline and link of the 1st Neatorama blog post of 2010.
    Answer: http://www.neatorama.com/2010/01/01/happy-new-year-neatoramanauts/
  3. What is the age of the woman who bungee jumped with her dad in one of our earlier blogs from this year?
    Answer: 62 years old
  4. Take a friend or loved one to a home supply store, go to the bathroom department, and photograph the two of you having a “lightsaber fight” with plungers. (If you get in trouble, then we don’t know you.)
    Answer: Varies
  5. The back cover of which Bathroom Reader has a wine glass?
    Answer: Uncle John’s Triumphant 20th Anniversary Bathroom Reader
  6. Go to your local bookstore and take a picture in front of the shelf of Uncle John’s books. If the store doesn’t carry the books, take a picture of yourself holding a sign saying “Bring Uncle John’s to this store.”
    Answer: Varies
  7. What was the top grossing film of the year that the first edition of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader was published. Hint: It also won the Oscars for Best Picture, Best Actor, and Best Director.
    Answer: Rain Man
  8. What is the 7th job listed in the “7 Jobs That Sound Like a Joke” blog post on WeirdWorm.com?
    Answer: Fart Smeller
  9. List 5 famous ducks and the source of their fame.
    Answer: Varies
  10. Find four actual town names that would make for good “bathroomy” puns. (Keep it clean, and make sure you send us the name of the town as well as the state or province it’s in, or just the country if it’s located outside of the U.S. or Canada.)
    Answer: Varies
  11. What the running foot (fact on the bottom of the page) on page 354 of Uncle John’s Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader?
    Answer: 65% of test subjects have the urge to yawn after reading the word “yawn.”
  12. Arts and Crafts time: Get out your scissors and find some old newspapers and/or magazines. Cut out these four words: “Uncle” “John’s” “Bathroom” “Reader” (make sure all four words are in a different typeface). Paste them onto a piece of paper like a ransom note, and then either scan it or take a photo of it.
    Answer: Varies
  13. Send us a link to your second favorite website. Of course, we already know that we are your first and most favorite.
    Answer: Varies
  14. Happy Father’s Day! Celebrate this weekend by taking a picture of a dad. Yes, if you are a dad, a picture of yourself counts.
    Answer: Varies
  15. Tell us what your favorite thing is about your city? It could be a restaurant, park, store, or even your own street. Send us a link or a picture (Google images are accepted).
    Answer: Varies
  16. Wrap yourself in a roll of toilet paper (yes, you can have a friend or family member help you), take a picture, and send it to us with a caption.
    Answer: Varies
  17. Draw a funny picture inspired by your favorite Bathroom Reader article. Make sure to tell us the book and the page number of the article. Scan or take a picture of it and send it in. (Note: Stick figures are OK. We are no judging you on your artistic ability.)
    Answer: Varies
  18. Dress up your toilet and send us the photo—give it a crown, make it a ninja, do something that lets your toilet pretend to be something else for the day.
    Answer: Varies
  19. Search the depths of the Internet for an image of your dream throne. Is it made of gold? Does it have a built-in radio? Send us a link.
    Answer: Varies
  20. Other than the Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader series, what reading materials are a staple in your bathroom? Don’t worry, our feelings will not be hurt. We know you read a variety of things in there.
    Answer: Varies
  21. Send us the name of the designer/architect of the Toilet House in South Korea. Remember this?
    Answer: Ko Kiwoong
  22. Last clue. Warning: This is a hard one. Tell us which Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader is your favorite. Yes, you MUST narrow it down to one.
    Answer: Varies

Sincerely,

BRI

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July 9, 2010

Double-Rainbow Man

Hooo-oot! The internet has a new star. Paul “Yosemitebear Mountain Giant” Vasquez took a video of a double rainbow at his property in the vicinity of Yosemite National Park in California. And he talked about it. On the video. It has received more than 2 million viewers on YouTube in less than three days. It is, in a word, high-larious.

We should note that Vasquez insists he was not under the influence of any illegal substances at the time. He was just “happy.”

Somebody went on to add some music:

Here’s an Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader salute to Yosemitebear Mountain Giant, our brand new favorite practically famous person. Oh, and here’s a pic:

Our caption: “I should not have put Superglue on my knuckles before I made this silly pose.”

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