January 26, 2012
Human-Radar-Man Messes With Humans
Tighten your pants…this one’s a riot:
What do you think?
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January 26, 2012
The Corpse Hotel
Where to go when you’re dead tired:
The Lastel Hotel can host up to 18 recently-deceased guests at a time in refrigerated caskets. The nightly rate runs about $160. This is no gussied-up city morgue, mind you. The Lastel offers hearse and funeral services, viewing rooms for family, as well as sells a variety of caskets and urns. It’s all very convenient, were you alive to appreciate it.
There’s even video, with Japanese subtitles (that might be saying “Ha ha! You Americans actually believe this!? Ha ha!”)
January 26, 2012
Super Bowl Gift Pack Winner
Thanks everyone for entering our Super Bowl Gift Pack giveaway.
We had a total of 12 correct entries and the random winner is…
January 24, 2012
97 Pounds of Ass-Kicking Grandma
Taylor raced back to the truck but instead of jumping in for safety, she released the tailgate to look for something she could use. She grabbed a big grain shovel that they keep on hand to dig out if the truck gets stuck.
She walked back to the moose, making a racket with the shovel on the road, where the snow was hard-packed. She kept shouting for her husband to get over there and help.
Taylor took a swing at the moose and it backed off a little, but then it reared up and stomped its target again. It didn’t let up.
“She walked back to the moose.” Holy toads, that is one unbelievably brave human. Did we mention she’s 85? And that the moose was attacking her husband?
January 24, 2012
Delta Rerouting Flights Due to Solar Flares
Jan 24 (Reuters) – Delta Air Lines said it is diverting some flights on polar routes between Detroit and Asia to avoid disruptions to aircraft communications by a strong solar radiation storm.
